News Quotes

It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.

We are the shadow cast by real people. And that shadow changes shape as the news cycle changes shape, so you always have fresh dirt to dig in.

I can't come on like a parent to these kids, if I do, I won't be able to have fun working with them. The good news is they all have parents. The younger ones, their parents by law have to be on set.

We're news junkies in my house.

Every liberal in the country must watch Fox News for one year, and every conservative in the country must watch MSNBC for one year. (Middle-of-the-roaders could stick with CSI)

I would never want to discourage anyone from listening to the news, heaven forfend. But I thought, you know, when I'm recommending music to people I like to recommend stuff that I think they'll like.

So many awful things have happened in Karachi, it's true. It has its own crazy rhythm. Even as crazy as other news is in Pakistan, the city manages to beat that in the frequency of catastrophes.

I read Google News and use NetNewsWire to keep up with general and tech news.

The work of a science blogger is largely comprised of correcting and criticizing bad science news reporting.

I don't like that [scaring] feeling and I watch the news every day because of it. It's going to be hard to fix all of these problems that seem absolutely unfixable to me.

Republicans have to be relieved. Given all the bad news this White House has faced, at least the president's hemorrhaging has stopped.

Sometimes you want to fall on your knees and thank God in heaven for all the poor news reporting that goes on in the world.

Online, you have things like Slate Magazine, which has a lot of commentary and analysis of stories, so it gives you a fuller picture. I would compare that to a news magazine or the New Republic.

If you had the most prestige and you were the network that everybody turned to in times of a crisis, that that was the most important position, in the news business, to hold.

I'm 68 and a half years old; I grew up with newspapers; I love newspapers; I love the news business. I started CNN; I'm a journalist and proud of it.

I thought, between sports and news and television and friendship, that you could end the Cold War and, by God, we did.

I don't watch entertainment. I haven't watched in years. I want to see serious news.

What we call three dimensional space, and what we call the imagination actually have a contiguous and continuous transformation from one into the other, ... and THIS is big news!

I plan on having the credibility and integrity of being a part of an entertainment news program like 'E!,' in addition to being on the actor side as well.

You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that's going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake.

I have always been politically active and vaguely dissatisfied with the state of news, but I wasn't sure why.

As we applaud the hard-edged realism of the opening battle scene of Saving Private Ryan, we cringe at the thought of seeing the same on the nightly news.We are told it would be pornographic.

Al Gore announced Tuesday that he plans to launch a 24-hour cable news network for young adults. Gore claims he's been wanting to do this since he invented cable TV in the 1990s.

There are more facts and more truths told in the first eight minutes of The Daily Show than most political news conferences in Washington.

People do not like to have their favorite myths of idols challenged and as a rule I think that the public does not like bad news.

News is also an acronym for what people need to know, what they should know and what they want to know. If it's in one of those categories then I will do the story.

I've been known to throw watermelons, backstage, at people who are giving me news I don't want to hear. But I never aim for the head.

America is dealing with the effects of an underreaction to Donald Trump when he was running and when he was Mr. Saying-Racist-Things-on-the-News.

Inspiration comes from so many sources. Music, other fiction, the non-fiction I read, TV shows, films, news reports, people I know, stories I hear, misheard words or lyrics, dreams

The best thing about television news is, it's immediate. Everything at a news network happens quickly.

I'm so sad to hear the horrible news of Amy Winehouse's death. I'm so happy I knew you Amy...Rest Well. Gone Too Soon...we'll miss you!!

I am, and remain, passionate about news.

The news is disease in disguise pretending to be information.

News reporters are certainly liberal and left of center.

But the point is to get a whole new generation of people and people in general more re-engaged in news, and this has happened a lot since September 11th of course.

I think it's really good that you have great competition among news networks, and for that matter all the networks in general. It's bringing more and more people in to watching the news.

The news is not a mirror of social conditions, but the report of an aspect that has obtruded itself.

Usually it is the stereotyped shape assumed by an event at an obvious place that uncovers the run of the news.

News photography teaches you to think fast.

I am humbled by the nomination. I got to work with a cast and writers made up of geniuses. The good news is I can finally realize my life long dream and buy my wife a solid gold speed boat.

I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.

Protestations of impartiality I shall make none. Theyare always useless and are besides perfect nonsense, when used bya news-monger.

I listen to XM radio because I can get so many overseas news stations.

When we make a mistake, it becomes front-page news. We don't need any reporter telling us how badly we played.

I think that's one of the most unique and potentially powerful things about reddit - people come for the news, and stay for the community.

Without the balancing context of everyday life, all you have is the news, and news by its nature is generally bad.

A country inn is a percolator. News seeps, simmers, and bubbles.