Nhl Quotes

The first thing I noticed about him was that he was born the same year I was drafted. ... That's a pretty scary thought.

People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.

Guys, I don't want to tell you half-truths, unless they're completely accurate.

It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown.

I'm just glad it wasn't Machete Night.

Orr is the greatest young hockey player that's come along since I've been here.

I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was.

Hockey is not a sport - it's a disease.

I've told you guys before, goalies don't think.

The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious bloodshed!

I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net.

I know I'm not very popular on Long Island. I don't know who's less popular, me or Joey Buttafuoco.

They were checking us so closely, I could tell what brand of deodorant they were using.

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.

The kid looks good in his first game.

Aw, don't worry about that Doc. If it happens I could always come back as a forward.

Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.

Old people, don't watch it because you might die just watching it.

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world.

I grabbed it and squeezed it back into place. It gave a little crunch and popped right in.

The only difference between the Coyotes and 'Days of Our Lives' is that nobody has been shot on our team yet.

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.

To his US Olympic team - Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

Yes, and I also like jumping out of tall buildings.

You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.

Oh, yes, I love sleepless nights.

Call them pros, call them mercenaries - but in fact they are just grown - up kids who have learned on the frozen creek or flooded corner lot that hockey is the greatest thrill of all.

Ever since he's been a little boo-aw.

He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!

He's a gutless puke, that's what Travis Green is. That's why he doesn't wear an Islander uniform any more.

We've made a final offer. We hope Ziggy Palffy will come to his senses. We have NO hope his agent will.

Don't feel sorry because my life is over. Be happy that it happened.

If you've only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs. It'll seem like forever.

As a kid growing up in the little city of Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, I dreamed of one day playing in the NHL, but never did I expect it to be as much fun as it turned out to be.

Maybe there wasn't much hot water in the showers. I'm not sure.

I'm not planning a career change - not unless they need someone who constantly falls on the ice and is out of breath all the time.

I have to thank the guy who fired me because he was also the guy who hired me.

This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.

I'll still run him on the ice tomorrow.

Hell, I don't know if he speaks French.

I told her they must all be sold out.

He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn't understand his answer.

It's an honour and a thrill and a privilege just to play in the NHL.

Listen, everything I have in my life is because of the NHL and because of hockey, and I love the game and I loved every minute of being a player, I loved coaching, I loved being involved in the NHL.

The NHL is the best in the world, it has the best players. I love the NHL.

Fifty percent of the game is mental and the other 50 percent is being mental. I've got that part down, no problem.

So here I am running at guys who aren't taller than 5-foot-8, and I'm the one who tears up his knee.

If you're built like a freight train, you can't drive around like a Volkswagen.