No Nonsense Quotes

Take some more tea, " the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet, " Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." than nothing." opinion, " said Alice.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Le stelle in cieloNon conoscono l'iraBla, bla, bla, fine

there's no clarity.there was never meant to be clarity.

By deafness one gains in one respect more than one loses one misses more nonsense than sense.

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells.

After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 a

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?

I think that modern medicine has become like a prophet offering a life free of pain. It is nonsense. The only thing I know that truly heals people is unconditional love.

I couldn't decide how to feel about what he was saying, whether it was all nonsense or just more evidence that I would never understand this world.

In a world of common nonsense, our best defence is common sense.

Every day, strive to refine your contagious shine, and shake the nonsense offered by those who lack the will to polish-up from within.

When the person you love can't see your love for them beneath the painful things you say when they reject you, remember this: Love is blind.

Focus your attention on the quality of your words, and not the quantity, because few sensible talks attracts millions of listeners more than a thousand gibberish.

Pick up a thing, " [Wizard Kadmeion's]mother would say. "Touch, smell, and taste it. Listen to its nonsense. Then put the funny thing in its proper place.

I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language, though not shared by any of them.

When things don’t add up, either you don’t have a calculator or you forgot to use commonsense by simply asking.

The world is naturally averse to all truth it sees or hears but swallows nonsense and a lie with greediness and gluttony.

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.

Silence by any other name is called shame.

Garbage in, garbage out. Or rather more felicitously: the tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of disaster.

...you’d be amazed at the grand tales the human brain will throw up to make sense of something nonsensical.

The knives of betrayal and drama cut deep and hurt… but they also trim away the nonsense and reveal your true friends.

Everything in life is nonsense. It's just a question of perspective.

As long as one person reads the bullshit I put on paper, and likes it, i'll keep writing.

Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense.  I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all.

Sense isn’t democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person.

How many hours are there in a mile? Is yellow square or round? Probably half the questions we ask-half our great theological and metaphysical problems-are like that.

When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".

...I would not engage the wombatIn any form of mortal combat.

Every time a stupid politician says something stupid, you don’t have to reply to him, because it is nonsense to shoo every barking dog away!

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.

It's always funny that you can try and try again to steal all your critics' ammo, predict their responses, but no matter what, they'll still have a water gun stashed somewhere.

When I say the things that don't make sense you answer me anyway. It's like having green in your shirt.

Our brain is so full of nonsense there is no room for common sense.

Enjoying nonsense is one of life's primal pleasures.

Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut.

You know what insane people are, Alice?" the Pillar says. "They are just sane people who know too much.

There is already enough chattering nonsense on the ground. Do we really need aviaries in pressurised tin cans at 30, 000 feet as well ?

BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.

When you are networking you are doing more than just marketing your business

Feeling free of full & empty, feeling here but also there, Neither or but simply both, a universe within, one single stare.

This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock.

The real moments that changed the world are when church members miss the meaning of a whole sermon, and take no accountability for the testimonies they damage, by being self-righteous.

Do not waste time attempting to make sense out of nonsense.

A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men.

No one is exempt from talking nonsense the misfortune is to do it solemnly.

No Blame: The most liberating and empowering day of my life was the day I freed myself from my own self-destructive nonsense.