Nuts Quotes

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Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut that held its ground.

We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.

I may be a nut, but I'm fastened to a good bolt, the Lord Jesus Christ.

... the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. [pp. 65-66]

I am a Christian, not because someone explained the nuts and bolts of Christianity, but because there were people willing to be nuts and bolts.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

Almond blossom, sent to teach us That the spring days soon will reach us.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Chestnuts are delicacies for princes and a lusty and masculine food for rusticks, and able to make women well-complexioned.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Under the spreading chestnut tree I sold you and you sold me: There lie they, and here lie we Under the spreading chestnut tree.

I couldn't care less about who sees my bits ... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!

The movers and shakers have always been obsessive nuts.

Young boy, let his gun bang, let his nuts hang Transition to a Lamborghini from a Mustang Drugs slang in the drug game with the hustling (I know one thing) Anything is better than that 1 train

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

NRA - Nuts Running America.

Pistachio nuts, the red ones, cure any problem.

You can get far in North America with laconic grunts. "Huh," "hun," and "hi!" in their various modulations, together with "sure," "guess so," "that so?" and "nuts!" will meet almost any contingency.

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

If you dry the chestnut, both the barks being taken away, beat them into powder and make the powder up into an electuary with honey, it is a first-rate remedy for cough and spitting of blood.

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!

Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy.

Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

You can eliminate, for example, a Brazil nut gene if you know that it will create an allergenic effect.

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

One of these nuts is a meal for a man, both meat and drink.

Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we’d never go hungry. (Syn)

What Strauss is going through drives you nuts. If you care about your batting - which I'm sure he does - he will feel like jumping off a bridge and committing suicide

Preaching grace produces fruit. Preaching law produces nuts.

Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts

Being a good artist is the toughest job you could pick, and you have to be a little nuts to take it on.

Worldly riches are like nuts; many a tooth is broke in cracking them, but never is the stomach filled with eating them.

You are nuts and you should be proud of it. Stick with what you believe in.

God prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts.

I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!

All our civilization is based on invention; before invention, men lived on fruits and nuts and pine cones and slept in caves.

Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground.

That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

When you innovate, you've got to be prepared for everyone telling you you're nuts.

I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut-terin', or about them bein' off their nut.

I'm a little nuts. I'm a lot nuts. All I know is that in the midst of the madness of this world it's my therapy. The music touches my heartstrings.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Just me and my nuts, that's all I got in this world.

God gushed me out his nuts, the devil swallowed me up and I burnt a hole in his guts

The biggest nuts and guess what? He is I and I am him.

Inconsiderate, rude behavior drives me nuts. And I guess the inconsiderate rudeness of social ineptitude definitely fuels my work.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.