Oatmeal Quotes

Oatmeal Quote of the day

The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire.

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.

Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake.

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.

I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it's full of vitamin D, it's a great carb, and you can get, like, some fun flavors in there.

Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don't even need to add sugar.

I'm not much of cook, but I cook a mean bowl of oatmeal.

...now and then a giggling trail of mermaids appeared in our wake. We fed them oatmeal.

You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up. Anybody knows that.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.

I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit.

Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.

If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you’ve got seems like oatmeal to their caviar.

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.

It takes only one bad amp to turn your ears to oatmeal: That's how old hippies became Yanni fans.

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box.

Trying a case a second time is like eating yesterday morning's oatmeal.

No money, holes in my socks, living off oatmeal.

[I had a]...Second bowl of oatmeal. It was a little bit gloppy.