Observational Quotes
Observational Quote of the day
Maybe the secret to continued success is as simple as knowing that your past successes could be done so much better now.
Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.
Don’t know if it’s good or bad that a Google search on “Big Bang Theory” lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe
As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________, ” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).