Old Lady Quotes

Riposte of "that old lady in the anecdote who was accused by her nieces of being illogical," Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish! How can I tell what I think till I see what I say?

The novel can't compete with cars, the movies, television, and liquor. A guy who's had a good feed and tanked up on good wine gives his old lady a kiss after supper and his day is over. Finished.

That's my dream to be old enough and mature enough that I won't be considered an "old lady" if I have a house with a barn. Because I already do needlepoint.

Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma

One old lady who wants her head lifted wouldn't be so bad, but you multiply her two hundred and fifty thousand times and what you get is a book club.

...I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again.

I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady.

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.

Communication by touch is not for every old dutch.

I would like to be like Rome when I am an old lady.

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?