One Liner Quotes

One Liner Quote of the day

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.

I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

I circumnavigate the globe with a one-liner like latitude.

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.

There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.

A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

No one-liner can ever be optimal.

I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there is a rhythm to it.

The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.

People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.

I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me.

President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!

Please don't stand up on my account.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create History.

It’s all about “Priorities” There's No Such Thing as "Busy

Live a life that leaves a memory, nobody can steal.

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

The only unreachable dream is the one you don’t reach for.

The thing about our choices is that after we have made them, they turn around and make us.

True Relations never break and relation which breaks were never true

Living your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before.

What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life

Always follow your dreams with confidence and conviction, don’t fall for the trap of dream killers

Life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances and never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you.

Time change - Moments don't.

Life is a do-it-yourself project.

THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society

A wise man is someone who knows how to convert obstacles into resources.

For all those who say its a Man world. Respect Women Its their World we are just guest here

MISUNDERSTANDING" arises only when you see the things with Closed Eyes

The only difference between success and failure is Lack of Vision

Two powerful factors which creates difference between destroying your relationship and deepening it are EGO and Attitude

TAKE Risk because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be..

As long as we have MEMORIES, yesterday REMAINS and as long as we have HOPE, tomorrow AWAITS...

YOU have to design your own Price tag for the world.

Only Boiled Seeds are afraid of failure.

No matter what goals you set to accomplish always remember there is a thing known as Life which you should never forget to live and enjoy

Don’t be afraid of failures it takes courage to try new things & only those who try create miracles.

Love wins when reflections win over reflexes.

In the end, you will realize most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.

Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.