Ovens Quotes

Ovens Quote of the day

I'm more like an oven than a microwave.

I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.

When I visited concentration camps, I was more interested in how people responded to the camps than in the actual places. I watched kids picnicking on the ovens and other people stricken with grief.

Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.

What is the difference between burning and gassing people in ovens and doing it to a whole nation out in the open?

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven.

Loaves of bread remind us of sunlight, but when we are inside that orb,we lose interest in building ovens,in millwork and the preparation of fields before the planting.

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?

Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.

You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same.

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.

Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.

You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread

I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.

'Son of Saul' film is extremely emotional; you're watching people walk in, you're watching people die. It centers around a child that goes into the ovens but survives the gassing.