Palin Quotes

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What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

But to say that Sarah Palin and the tea party movement is responsible for vandalism or threats is just a way to dismiss the American people and, and their dissatisfaction with this health care bill.

I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.

I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings.

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids.

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

Well I think that, if you want to look at polarizing people right now, I wouldn't look at Palin, I'd look at Barack Obama.

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not.

I need to know if she [Sarah Palin] thinks dinosaurs were here four thousand years ago... because she's going to have the nuclear code.

It is sometimes hard to know what Sarah Palin means, just on a day to day basis. Sometimes it is hard to follow what she is talking about.

Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann represent an existential threat to the Democratic Party the way that twenty years ago Clarence Thomas as a black man represented to liberals and the Democratic Party.

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.

Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.

Folks, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska. Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia by watching 'Rocky IV.'

I want you [Sarah Palin] to know you have my support. But please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the republic down.

We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

Palin is smart, politically skilled, courageous and likable. Her convention and debate performances were impressive.

Consider Palin for President? The most powerful job on earth? You don't give the dumb cheerleader the Uzi. That's in the Bible.

Tina Fey could run this country before Sarah Palin could!

I respect Sarah Palin. I appreciate her and her husband enormously. I think she will continue to play a major role in the future of the Republican Party.

Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin are sowing the seeds of hatred and division, and there is no need for this hostility in our political discourse.

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

I have criticisms of Ronald Reagan, but he lives in another universe from the kind of political theater that is represented by people, like Sarah Palin, who aren't really public servants.

Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me.

Sarah Palin is an empty vessel ready to be filled by ideology that she doesn't even understand, and that is really scary. Nothing is more frightening than an empty vessel in power.

The backlash to [Sarah] Palin's comments was swift, with veterans and veterans' groups criticizing the apparent politicization of post-traumatic stress disorder.

Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'

In choosing Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain has chosen for the future.

Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.'

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.

Cultural stupidity accounts for virtually every aspect of Sarah Palin, both as a person and a political icon. Which, come to think of it, may be a pretty good reason not to misunderstimate her.

In her new book, Sarah Palin says she once gave up chocolate for an entire year just to prove she could do it. Still think she's not qualified to be President?

It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.

Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school.

Sarah Palin is an attractive candidate, but based on her background, she only was governor for what, two years. I don't think she passed that test.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated.

The broader question if Sarah Palin becomes vice president, will she be shortchanging her kids or will she be shortchanging the country?

Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.

There is great variation in brain power all the way from Einstien on one hand to Sarah Palin on the other.

I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime.

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein.

Her [Sarah Palin] son went to Iraq under George W. Bush, but it gives us a chance to explain what post-traumatic stress disorder is.

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.

I was shocked [of Sarah Palin ], because beating up, you know, your girlfriend, your spouse, or acts of violence aren't one of the core symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder.

I think if we really break it down and talk about post-traumatic stress disorder, it's very different than the way Sarah Palin explained it.