Pants Quotes

Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.

I can go all over the world with just three outfits: a blue blazer and gray flannel pants, a gray flannel suit, and black tie.

Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high school then. I had acne. I had a terrible hairdo. I'm sure I was sporting polyester pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.

Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown.

Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.

I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.

In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror.

Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants.

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about.

As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.

I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up.

A horse doesn't know whether the rider on his back wears a dress or pants away from the track.

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.

I started in live television and I've done a lot of live TV and that's really the thing that I love best. I love flying by the seat of my pants.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

I think my daughter actually influences my style more than having boys. I tend to dress more masculine with pants or shorts or flat boots, and she makes me want to dress more stylish, more girly.

My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants.

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.

It's very important that the music has a sense of adventure to it, and that it's done by the seat of your pants. There's a kind of nervy element about it.

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want.

I'm going to be pulling my pants up all day, and I'm just going to have a terrible day. Because if your clothes don't fit, just like bras or anything, it's not a good day.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over.

Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and sing about, then let’s see something to prove it.

Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.

War is the greatest fun man can have with his pants on.

(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them.

Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.