Pants Quotes

I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.

An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding.

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

I think some people think I'm a smarty-pants. Some people think I'm intense, some people think I'm super-esoteric and nuts.

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

Toreador pants make your feet look big too

I'm definitely someone who likes to fly by the seat of her pants. My mum always prays for the best.

"No," Preston snapped. But he didn't protest long because, if I'm going to be honest - which is kind of the point of these reports - I was already unzipping his pants.

Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.

Cause I lit him on fire,” I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

And I thought about the color and I realized what blue it was. It was the soft and changeable, essential blue of a well-worn pair of pants. Pants = Love

I think pants have unique qualities, especially in a woman’s life. Whatever bodily insecurities we have, we seem to take out on our pants.

Why wear pants when you can wear a muumuu?

If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.

Magnus, I wish I had the nerve to wear the kind of pants you do.

As long as everyone's wearing their own pants." "I see I have come in on a fascinating moment in the conversation.

I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps?

That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.

No two books come out the same way. Some I write by the seat of my pants; others are planned in minute detail.

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.

Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

When you get hit by a car sometimes your shoes will fly off, sometimes your pants will come off, but I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.

I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants

Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.

My bandmate once pissed his pants when we were playing in Brazil - but we weren't embarrassed, we were proud.

When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.

When I was your age, we didn't have the Internet in our pants. We didn't even have the Internet not in our pants. That's how bad it was.

Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I had on wing-tip shoes and some cool pants. I thought, 'Wow!'

I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.

When you publish something, it is very much as if you pulled your pants down in public. If what you have written is good, nobody can hurt you; if what you have written is bad, nobody can help you.

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.

I think it's time we women stopped carrying supplies for the entire family. If children don't have room to carry their own toys, if men don't have pockets in their pants, tougho.