Pants Quotes

I have a pair of blue pants that were my favorite for a while and were a part of my show uniform - every night, you know.

Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.

If women want to be appreciated for what we're saying, we've got to wear turtlenecks and long pants.

The first time I saw Mikhail Baryshnikov it was like he had an anti-gravity machine in his pants. He would jump and stay in the air for 10 minutes.

I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.

When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie!

In my day, everything came from my belly button and seat of the pants. Today, everything is done from research.

With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I've never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see one, but I would crap my pants.

When I was in elementary school I was a big fan of the zip-off pants that could be turned into shorts. The Delia's catalog used to be my bible.

And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof, I would put on some pants before I did it.

Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here.

I myself often feel that I have a tail in my pants. And I can see that many people do it as well, I am sure some of them simply wrap it around themselves.

Merlin's pants!" shrieked Hermione, jumping up and running from the room. "Merlin's pants?" repeated Ron, looking amused. "She must be really upset.

Put on your big girl pants and deal.

Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants.

Every year, at 8:00 PM on the second Saturday of July, hundreds of people gather along a section of Los Angeles rail track to drop their pants and moon passing passenger trains.

If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him.

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now.

Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.

This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get my period.

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

My mom wore the pants in the family, for sure. I always say, that I spent my childhood trying to get the love and attention of my mom, and now I can't get rid of it.

I have a really simple wardrobe. I wear a low-scoop tee every day with a tux or leather jacket and tux pants or black jeans. That's pretty much it.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

Bigots are actually funny to me in the way that people who still wear parachute pants give me a chuckle.

I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants.

I had such a distaste for '70s clothing. So, the '90s were a rough period for me because I got made fun of for wearing what they used to call "pegged pants." Now they call them "skinny jeans."

Home is where the pants aren't

Yes, but knee pants are so much more flattering. You can see my legs." You want people to see your legs?" I have very nice legs!" We both paused to admire them for a moment.

I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll—even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing.

It's a sponge and I'm a sponge and for a second there all our sponge parts are one and I don't just have square pants, everything about me is squarish because I'm part of a wall.

Virtually the second I get home, I change into my "home" clothes - yoga pants and a T-shirt.

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

T-shirts and long pants make me easier to find in a crowd, but also easy to disappear in a crowd because if I am wearing this and suddenly I am not, it's like a Harry Potter invisibility cloak.

Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?

I garden a lot in LA, so fashion consists of boots, work pants and T-shirts, unless I'm going out.

The pants come down. Most look shamefaced, but tha Arthur McBride is not the least bit shy about showing off his equipment, oh no, he isn't. He grins in my direction. 'Not all that impressive, boyo

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.

I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants.

I'm sometimes described as a flamboyant leader and a hip-shooter, a fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants operator. But if that were true, I could never have been successful in this business.

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away.

Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend.

You can't teach an ear, you can't teach talent, but you can teach people who have those things not to just fly by the seat of their pants.

I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going to find up there? What if I had to do some climbing? People might see my underwear.