Paranoid Quotes

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You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

You're mind is working at its best when you're being paranoid. You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation at high speed with total clarity.

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire.

We are under [government's] control, and if people don't realize that, they haven't looked around. And if they're not paranoid, they haven't thought about it.

No matter how paranoid or conspiracy-minded you are, what the government is actually doing is worse than you imagine.

I've always been the opposite of a paranoid. I operate as if everyone is part of a plot to enhance my well-being.

Humans are evolutionarily designed to be paranoid, and they believe in God because they are paranoid.

I guess the line between being paranoid and being a rock star is smaller than one would expect.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

I was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic... in morse code.

What is going on in America is extreme. The youth cult, they worship youth so much it's almost paranoid. And LA is the Mecca of it all; they're taking it to the hilt.

The country makes me more paranoid, you know? I think the crazy people out there are little crazier.

Anyone in the United States today who isn't paranoid must be crazy.

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

My goal with Gravity Falls is to make people as paranoid and insane as I was as a child, and I'm delighted to see it's working!

If for every error and every act of incompetence one can substitute an act of treason, many points of fascinating interpretation are open to the paranoid imagination.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

I ignore the jealous, I ignore the malicious, I ignore the ignorant and I ignore the paranoid.

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

You can never be comfortable with your success, you've got to be paranoid you're going to lose it.

Rollin wit a posse full of paranoid drugdealaz!

We are all sufferers from history, but the paranoid is a double sufferer, since he is afflicted not only by the real world, with the rest of us, but by his fantasies as well.

There is a paranoid streak in American life. Radio talk show hosts tend to foment that paranoid streak in American life.

If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about?

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

There's evil in the world, all right. Being aware of it makes you a realist, not a paranoid.

I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't somebody watching.

I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now.

Maybe the life I think I'm living is a paranoid delusion...Sanity is a valuable possession; I hoard it the way people once hoarded money. I save it, so I will have enough, when the time comes.

Only the paranoid survive.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

Paranoid is what people who are trying to take advantage call you in an effort to get you to drop your guard.

You have to be around people you trust; otherwise you can't do anything - you're afraid, you're paranoid, and you can't do any work.

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

Ever since I've been young I've been fascinated by the human body. I've written songs about it, but you can become quite morbid if you think about it too much - paranoid and a hypochondriac.

Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him. Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.

Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

I like playing the stuff where I don´t know what I´m gonna play. Like the end of Fake Plastic Trees or the end of Paranoid Android - stuff where I can do anything and no one notices or cares.

Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.

A paranoid is someone who has all the facts.

Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.

Even a paranoid can have enemies.

There are stars who are proficiently paranoid enough to hide what they really think. I can't.

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.