Parking Quotes

Parking Quote of the day

Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for your barbecue.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

The advantages? Exercise, no parking problems, gas prices, it's fun. An automobile is expensive. You have to find a place to park and it's not fun. So why not ride a bicycle? I recommend it.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.

Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS!

Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”)

We're crazy about this city. Los Angeles? That's just a big parking lot where you buy a hamburger for the trip to San Francisco.

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot.

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

Art is a bad word in Hollywood. You use art too many times and they show you the elevator and then your name is taken off the parking lot.

In 1970, Los Angeles became the first place where the total acreage used for roads and parking exceeded the amount of space given over to habitation.

I couldn't wait to get on the ice. I couldn't wait to get to practice. As a kid I couldn't wait to shoot pucks or play in parking lots, or play on the river or play on the bay.

Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.

My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when I was 15 in the parking lot at a Mexican food restaurant.

The university is a series of individual entrepreneurs held together by a common grievance about parking.

I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

At first blush, it seems that the young people who were shot down in the parking lot at the base of Blanket Hill gave up their lives for a dream that died with them.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.

We live in a predatory capitalist society in which everything is for sale. Everybody is for sale, so there is ubiquitous commodification - be it of music, food, people, or parking meters.

33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.

If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen.

Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.

Its unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people.

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot.

Trust arrives on foot but leaves in a Ferrari The Ferrari screeched out of the parking lot in 2008.

I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space.

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

I spend my time sitting in train stations, parks, parking lots, cafes, just looking at people - eavesdropping, basically. I'm vulnerable to all of it.

Certain sincerely devout and spiritually advanced people believe that the God of their understanding helps them find parking places and gives them advice on Mass. Lottery numbers.

Intelligent transportation technology is key to better parking management. The adage that "You can't manage what you can't measure" fits parking perfectly.

I don't drive often, because the parking makes it too much of a nuisance. And I could never go back to commuting or anything. I'd just get fed up with it.

I believe no one can afford, endure or can stomach leaving half a life in the parking lot when she or he goes to work. It's a lousy way to live and a lousy way to work.

Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.

I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.

Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?

As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

I've never quite understood the idea of a "season." Whenever an artistic director says to me, 'I have this slot,' I always start to feel we're parking cars or something.

I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net.

Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them