Parking Quotes

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

The sermon begins in the parking lot.

All the stars that never were are parking cars and pumping gas.

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows.

The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space

It’s better to be in the arena, getting stomped by the bull, than to be up in the stands or out in the parking lot.

We shall fight in parking lots, we shall fight in empty fields and on wide streets, we shall never surrender.

No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking.

Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is.

Clients have no trouble paying $5,800 for an hour in a Gulfstream corporate jet or $425 for a month of parking. But God forbid they spend $3 per on a glossy annual report.

North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by a chihuahua locked in a car.

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated.

At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic Church bingos. Now my dad made sure I could take care of myself. I carried a Smith and Wesson 357 Magnum .

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

I waved to you outside but then I realized it was just one of those inflatable parking lot gorillas.

Say no to parking lots!

A 7-11 parking lot beat down is how life is.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

Anybody see 'Cop Land'? I went to go see it, but I got stoned in the parking lot. And then on the way in, I read the marquee, and I got paranoid and went home.

My moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot.

Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball.

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer.

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes.

Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

Say, for example, you develop the ability to make parking meters disappear. It's probably easier to put a quarter in it. That would be the wisdom on the subject.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

We'd rather have faithful Jews, Baptists or Buddhists than some of the Catholics who nearly run you over in the parking lot after Mass.

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

The important prediction is not the automobile, but the parking problem; not radio, but the soap opera; not the income tax, but the expense account; not the Bomb, but the nuclear stalemate

My goal is that when the last song is over, and you're walking back to the parking lot, you're already on your phone searching to find the next show.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.

If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we'd not only have fewer parking tickets, we'd also have much less driving.

I don't think that any law enforcement got in trouble for the event in Eugene where police sprayed the tree-sitters who were protesting the cutting of the trees for the parking garage.

The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.

I think a lot of nights together have been spoiled by somebody not being able to find a parking spot and saying, "Why don't we just go home?"

A person who is tired of London is not necessarily tired of life; it might be that he just can’t find a parking place.

Our amour fou with 'The Sopranos' is headed for long-term parking, like so many of its most memorable characters. We'll never see a show like this again.

I hated high school. I was not the greatest student, participated in no activities, and spent most of my time hanging out in my parking lot.

Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus.

I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement that everyone can look forward to is getting the perfect parking spot

Sunnybrook Farm is now a parking lot; the petticoats are in the garbage can, where they belong in the modern world; and I detest censorship.

T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning.

The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.