Pet Quotes
I don't have a computer. I'm going to wait until that whole fad is over. I was suckered in on the Pet Rock. Not twice, people.
The reason domestic pets are so lovable and so helpful to us is because they enjoy, quietly and placidly, the present moment.
The vital function that pets fulfill in this world hasn't been fully recognized. They keep millions of people sane.
People say their weight is genetic. But it turns out that people who are overweight don't just have overweight kids. They also have overweight pets. That's not genetic.
It's fundamental that what we do only exists in our own universe. When you like Pet Shop Boys, you are in our world.
places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that?
Every year the hunters shot cows and horses and family pets and each other. And unbelievably, they sometimes shot themselves, perhaps in a psychotic episode where they mistook themselves for dinner
My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.
I think of New York City lost in stars forgotten as a blue haired pet of childhood love Tonight the night is full.
I think every pet lover has an appreciation for nature - I've never met an animal lover who didn't have some kind of connection to the natural world.
One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
Hey! You can be more than just a car company. You can be more than just a pet food company. You can aspire to loving dogs, rather than just feeding dogs.
you can go to the Devil and not at your leisure. You can go now, for all I care.' 'My pet, I've been to the Devil and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, not even for you.
Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man.
Politics are not my concern.... They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies.
I have a very old and very faithful attachment for dogs. I like them because they always forgive.
A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."
The man who pets a lion may tame it, but the man who coddles the body makes it ravenous.
It doesn't matter if an animal can reason. It matters only that it is capable of suffering and that is why I consider it my neighbor.
My family had a habit of collecting creatures that didn't always want to be pets. The first animal I can remember was a Lab named Zoe.
Unfortunately, only a small number of patients with peptic ulcer are financially able to make a pet of an ulcer.
I've got Flossie dog, and she is great. She and I are still in love, 14 years. That's a relationship that works.
Once the computers got control, we might never get it back. We would survive at their sufferance. If we're lucky, they might decide to keep us as pets.
One of my current pet theories is that the winter is a kind of evangelist, more subtle than Billy Graham, of course, but of the same stuff.
Some men over-tweeze their eyebrows, and it's just too perfect. Men are meant to have kind of a bushy brow. Too much aftershave is also off-putting; it's one of my pet hates.
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.
When I was a little kid, I was the first kid in my neighborhood to have a pet alligator.
Animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. Neither do I. Maybe that's why we get along.
Of the seven experiments, the ones that have been most investigated so far have been the pets. The dogs who know when their masters for coming home, and the sense of being stared at.
If all the world Should in a pet of temp'rance, feed on pulse, Drink the clear stream, and nothing wear but frieze, Th' All-giver would be unthank'd, would be unprais'd.
Joyful, joyful, joyful, as only dogs know how to be happy with only the autonomy of their shameless spirit.
Ive always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!
I'm a disciplinarian. I'm the tough love pet owner. I believe in very well-behaved animals.
