Pet Quotes

Peeves do not make very good pets.

After I finish PO5, I would like to get a dog. I want to be able to spend more time with my pet, and I don't have the time right now.

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

I am a huge animal lover. I prefer to rescue any of the pets that I have had.

I've never been in trouble. I've never had detention or anything. I wasn't a teacher's pet though either.

Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table.

Showing cats is addictive. All you need is one rosette and you're hooked.

One cat just leads to another. The place is so damned big it doesn't really seem as though there were many cats until you see them all moving like a mass migration at feeding time.

I don't treasure things much - just people. And pets.

Can a woman entertain a man and a pet at the same time? I say unto thee, one of the twain shall suffer jealousy.

You can pet him, Mr. Arthur. He's asleep.

Evil thought is a dangerous pet. It is safer to play with it from behind the iron bars of circumstance.

Beasts kill for hunger, men for pay.

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.

Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day.

Civilization is only possible for deeply unpleasant animals. It is only an ape that can be truly civilized.

Seafood is one of my biggest pet peeves.

Like a pet fish unaware of the fishbowl it lives in, each of us inherently discriminates against young people without knowing it.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

A thinking man feels compelled to approach all life with the same reverence he has for his own.

He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor).

Does anything eat flowers. I couldn't recall having seen anything eat a flower - are they nature's privileged pets?

I made it to the childbearing phase without TV dependence, then looked around and thought, Well gee, why start now? Why get a pet python on the day you decide to raise fuzzy little gerbils?

Even our pets can become idols.

Taking on a pet is a contract with sorrow.

Animals were my pets, and the thought of eating my pets freaked me out.

Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets.

I had mice that I kept as pets when I was very young, and I've always liked the way they look. Even rats. I'm not scared of them.

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

That you could fix me? What's more, that I could fix you? Well, Sorry, pet, I don't want to be fixed. - Caleb

I don't think I'd want my pet in formaldehyde, but I guess in America they would.

Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

She pulls away, pats me on the shoulder with three mini-pats, like those used to pet reptiles.

At school where you a dunce or a teacher's pet? All of the above. I was stupid so they thought I was cute.

On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem is, most monkey stories end tragically.

Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.

There was a point when I almost gave up. I couldn't feed myself. I couldn't feed my pets.

I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.

I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.

It is fun to think about your pet moonlighting as a water delivery man, or a bouncer at a bar. Thinking about your dog out in the world, instead of laying on your bed when you leave, is really fun.

A sleeping cat is ever alert.

Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies.

I think having pets helps sensitize people to the natural world.

I've never been around pets. I didn't have pets as a child.

I grew up around animals [seven horses, dogs and now a pet goldfish named Leila] and I'm rebelling against them not having a natural existence.

Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore's pet bird to die while he was all alone in the office with it, when the bird burst into flames.