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Attaining a PhD is just an excuse that all young women are using nowadays to avoid starting families.

BS is just what it stands for, an MS is More of the Same, and a PhD is Piled Higher and Deeper.

We, as a society, we have PhDs in victimizing a victim.

Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.

I rather doubt that life has a meaning. If I thought perhaps it did, and I wanted to find out what its meaning is, I don't imagine I'd ask someone whose credentials consist of a PhD in philosophy.

The PhD system is the real root of the evil of academic snobbery. People who have PhDs consider themselves a priesthood, and inventors generally don't have PhDs.

When you lose the title, that doesn't mean you lose the contract to what you had. Just like when you win the title, it doesn't mean you win brains, PhDs and MAs.

Unix is a junk OS designed by a committee of PhDs.

The PhD student is someone who forgoes current income in order to forgo future income.

I got my MBA at Burberry, but I will get my PhD at Apple.

When I got my PhD, it was a time when there were just no jobs for PhDs. Period. PhDs were getting the lowest paid technician jobs, if they were lucky, in any kind of science.

I started a PhD in English at the University of Chicago because I loved poetry-which I now realize is like saying I studied vivisection because I loved dogs.

No one should have to get a PhD in economics to survive in this economy.

You have to take those concepts and prove them, a little bit like you do a PhD thesis.

I came from this very traditional background and I benefited hugely from feminism. I felt privileged going to university and doing a PhD. Most people of my background don't get to do that.

Within the United States, there is a real division between the PhDs given in science and math to the Asian community, to the traditional white community, and then to African-Americans and Hispanics.

In Sweden for example people with PhDs have lower mortality than those with a masters degree. And people with a masters degree or a professional degree are not poor.

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer.

I have students who are PhDs in music who come back and scored the music and teach the kids the instruments that I don't know how to play. Those are the points of light, the former students.

A PHD is not the end of education. Education exists even among the bees who feed their queen only with the purest.