Phones Quotes

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

When I listen to my scene partners and listen to their breathing allows me to be connected to them in scenes. I am not trying to multi task, not trying to talk on the phone, but in my character.

I do less waiting by the phone than anyone I know in the business. I don't wait for a job. I just go on to my own work.

Our daughter was the last in her class to get a cell phone and she had to earn it. She still doesn't have Instagram although she asks me for it every day.

At the end, [Eva Braun] begged me to spare these letters [to Adolf Hitler] and bury them. She specifically wrote to me and told me over the phone not to read any of the letters, she made me promise.

I took Instagram off my phone! I took it off because I found I was looking at it too much.

Dave hung up. And unplugged the phone. With a fierce and bitter pain he stared at it, watching how, over and over again, it didn't ring.

Cell phones are so convenient that they're an inconvenience.

It's always tough for me to make a movie, and then sit on an airplane and watch somebody watch it on their phone.

To do what we love we miss the ones we love. Long distance letters and phone calls and anything to make the distance disappear! That's what this means to me.

I don't have many friends so the phone doesn't ring and no one's asking me to go out and go dancing with them.

If you're not popular, then everyone is not wanting anything to do with you, or not answering the phone.

I know that my cell phone in Iran... is bugged, and they listen in, and my emails, I'm sure, are monitored inside Iran. They have my email address; it's not like they can't snoop on it.

The two parts of technology that lower the threshold for activism and technology is the Internet and the mobile phone. Anyone who has a cause can now mobilize very quickly.

A phone tree isn't an ancient form of political organizing, but you have to call every person.

I obviously use computers. My car is wondrous. My phone is amazing. I've already talked about the music I'm digitizing. Technology is fantastic, of course.

I've got a phone, answer machine, TV set, computer, hand grenade - everything you need to run a business in Los Angeles.

The phone rang. I picked it up. "Kate Daniels" "It's me," Curran said. "I—" I hung up.

Just lock myself in a room, stop answering emails, stop answering the phone and I come out with something.

When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.

For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.

My first celebrity crush was Jonathan Brandis. I even got to talk to him on the phone. I wrote a fan letter, and he answered. Talk about a surreal experience.

I come from the Lynchs of Sligo. You know, I went there, but I looked in the phone book and there are nine million Lynches in Sligo.

It was really cool being out on the road and doing school with my tutor over Skype or on the phone, but it can definitely be difficult.

Skype seems the best maybe, as international phone rates are silly. And service is service, that's definitely true. Any time there are two people involved, one of them becomes a server.

You play a couple of shows, and these label guys come - and they leave halfway through a show. Then the phone calls just stop. And your heart is broken.

The phone rings and there's another Broadway show or another TV series or a movie. That's the gamble you take.

My phone just auto-corrected my name to "Jamie unnecessary," instead of Jamie Lynn.

I don't have a cell phone (though for years I've kept saying, "soon").

Everything has two endings- a horse, a piece of string, a phone call. Before a life, air. And after. As silence is not silence, but a limit of hearing.

I find that going to bed without my phone or an iPad makes me sleep better and helps me wake up without obsessing over emails. It makes my day better.

I try not to live my life on my phone or my social media pages. Most of the time, I feel better and happier and I learn more when I'm not on my phone, all day, or a computer, or an iPad.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.

My goal is that when the last song is over, and you're walking back to the parking lot, you're already on your phone searching to find the next show.

And I certainly like being on a plane, next to a stranger, having conversations that you'd never otherwise have. You're unplugged, your phone doesn't work, you're not online.

If you do any thriller or horror movie a big part of the process is accounting for the cell phone.

I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's true. If I ever get a phone call saying 'Would you like to work with Al Pacino?' I would go crazy.

People check their phone an average of 110x a day.

President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was bad.'

It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.

Apparently, Osama bin Laden was killed with money and phone numbers sewn into his clothing. So we got him right before he left for summer camp.

Pardon me, but there’s someone on the phone who says they have a call for you.” There’s a call to tell me I have a call?” he asked with heavy skepticism.

I like having the digital camera on my smart phone, but I also like having a dedicated camera for when I want to take real pictures.

But when I was a kid, I would look at the paper next to the phone and I would think to myself, "I want to do that." So I started doing that. [doodling]

I got a phone call from Douglas Campbell and from Jerome Guthrie, who offered me a job out of the blue.

Everyone traveling alone is just on their phones the whole time.

When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?

What a woman should know -When to just let him zone out on video games, his computer, or phone. -When to let him control the day or situation. -When to just shut up and kiss him.