Phones Quotes

All the best bits of a film happen when I'm looking down at my phone. Life, is similar.

On street corners everywhere, people are looking at their cell phones, and it's easy to dismiss this as some sort of bad trend in human culture. But the truth is life is being lived there.

I don't even like Greg Glassman. I don't have a cult like allegiance to the guy. I really don't like him. He's too hard to get on the phone and he doesn't drink my kind of scotch.

For me, pointing and clicking my phone is absolutely fine. People say that isn't the art of photography but I don't agree.

I found that whatever interested me in life, I could pretty much pick up the phone, call somebody, and all of a sudden be in the middle of it.

I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No. I don't even have an earpiece for my cell phone.

Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

I was just talking to Benedict [Cumberbatch] who's got a little baby and knows his father lives in his phone. We as humans are evolving really fast, so everyday we're hit with that.

There are 7 billion people in the world, and 5.1 billion of them have a cell phone, and 4 billion have a toothbrush.

The day I was born songs were on records, phones were tied down, computers needed rooms and the web was fiction. Change the world. You can.

If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether.

I listen to the phone-ins on the way home and I know how the fans feel.

A good story remains a good story, whether it is on glossy paper or a mobile phone display, is carved into marble tablets or appears as a Bild headline.

The iPad - is that a phone or a computer? If I put it on my wall is it a TV?

It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.

Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has an unlisted phone number.

Not returning phone calls is the severest form of torture in the civilized world.

One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.

The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out of options.' He said, 'Pfft, get a job.

BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

I don't care how people read their comics, I want them to read comics. I don't care if they read them on an iPad or a phone or in store, I just want them to read comics.

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do.

Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!

If any sort of error is inexcusable, it's an incorrect phone number. One of the cardinal rules of copy editing is that every phone number published must be checked.

I don't really send text messages. I rarely carry my phone. I occasionally check messages at the end of the night, but I don't carry it around.

One of my favorite activities as a teen-ager was to watch television over the phone with my best friend.

We believe that within five years, 96 percent of British consumers will have access to the Internet, whether it be through a personal computer, a set-top box or a mobile phone.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

The filmmakers who I'm pining to work for aren't ringing my phone off the hook.

Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.

I'm terrible at texting people back. It takes me, like, three days. I'm not a big phone person.

I got a phone call saying we are from the News of the World, and we're exposing you and David Beckham. My heart did not beat for a minute.

If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.

Because a poem is not written while running or while answering the phone. It's written in whatever minutes one has. Sometimes you have half an hour.

I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?

A lot of people don't know how to talk on the phone anymore.

I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send emails without anybody listening in.

I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.

I have about two or three people, we don't have an office, we don't even have a dedicated phone line. We do it out of our own homes, and we make it work.

We did not enter the search business. Google entered the phone business. Make no mistake they want to kill the iPhone. We won't let them.

If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.

Ask the American public if they want an FBI wiretap and they'll say, "no." If you ask them do they want a feature on their phone that helps the FBI find their missing child they'll say, "Yes."

My heart is broken. It really is. All the signs are there. I can't sleep- not even burgers. Every time the phone rings, my pulse leaps... But it's never for me, it's never him.

I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards' phone number.

I set it off with my own rhyme / cause I'm as ill as a convict who kills for phone time

I'd just gotten into Los Angeles from Texas, where I live, and the phone rang and it was the guy calling about the Willie Nelson video. I was totally excited about it.

I know how many days in which I have just answered e-mail, had three phone calls and a two hour lunch. Poof, gone. They are not infrequent.

I can't stand when I walk into a room and everyone's not talking to each other and just on their phones.

The only still center of my life is Macbeth. To go back to doing this bloody, crazed, insane mass-murderer is a huge relief after trying to get my cell phone replaced.