Pie Quotes

You don't want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you're still around.

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked.

There were a couple of things I needed to do while I was in New York. One was to have a pizza pie, one was to get a tattoo... and the other was to get a Yankees hat.

Flesh-meats will depreciate the blood. Cook meat with spices, and eat it with rich cakes and pies, and you have a bad quality of blood.

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice.

The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom, your yogurt in the middle, and piecrust crumbs on top.

Commonplace objects are constantly changing… The pies, for example, we now see, are not going to be around forever. We are merely used to the idea that things do not change.

Here's an idea: let's get over ourselves, buy a cherry pie, and go fall in love with life.

The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.

Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie.

Men who leave their money to be distributed by others are pie-faced mutts.

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a boy. Potato pie, potato custard, potatoes with potato sauce.

I don't enjoy eating humble pie; it never tastes good. But I do appreciate it when it happens.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.

The Moon Pie is a bedrock of the country store and rural tradition. It is more than a snack. It is a cultural artifact.

It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie.

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!

I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our frailties.

A house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine.

I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast... but it's in moderation now.

But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese.

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies.

The fact that I was a junkie for a long time is only one slice of my own personal pie, which is made up of a lot of different slices.

But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!

Riding in another drop, ain't talking Enterprise They try to see me, get diabetes from humble pie

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

I'm as American as apple pie.

They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.

The tax rate increases reduce economic growth; they shrink the pie; they cause more poverty, more despair, more unemployment, which are all things government is trying to alleviate with spending.

Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.

In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to make a dozen lemon meringue pies?'

I think I'm a lot like other moms out there who feel like if we don't have the pecan pie we have every year, then it just won't be Christmas.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

There is a tradition in Southern cooking of recipes handed down for generations. And when I make my grandmother's strawberry pie I feel her right with me.

Once politics become a tug-of-war for shares in the income pie, decent government is impossible.

Americans have begun to understand that trouble does not start somewhere on the other side of town. It seems to originate inside the absolute middle of the homemade cherry pie.

Work and pray, live on hay, youll get pie in the sky when you die.

Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.

Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining?

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.

You like pie? I like pie.