Pie Quotes

Notice that all the traditional things philosophers do, looking for validity and soundness, promote civic friendship. That sounds pretty pie in the sky, yes, but I actually believe it.

New technology lets you grow the resource pie, which is the only way you can get out between that pincer of rising consumption (as we end poverty) and environmental and natural resource depletion.

Your pimples are the Lord's way of chastising you. Now eat your pie.

Obviously [Can't Hardly Wait] wasn't in American Pie, which was a movie about some teenage boys.

Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over American Pie 2. What — suddenly you’ve magically turned into Noam Chomsky?

American Pie' was a big movie for me. No one knew it at the time, but it allowed me to be offered such movies as 'Like Mike' and 'New York Minute' with the Olsen twins

I would rather do really good French films than 'American Pie.'

Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.

One of the things that made American Pie great was also the sexiness of it.

Side note to parents: Anyone who thinks 'Dude, Where's My Car' is more appropriate for children than 'American Pie' because it obtained a PG-13 rating needs to stop trusting the MPAA.

Chris Christie has officially endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Christie said President Obama is 'shrinking the American pie.' And believe me, if there's one thing Christie hates, it's a small pie.

I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I received was just crazy.

You'll have pie in the sky when you die.

We were with Hayden Schlossberg enormous fans of that first American Pie. We were in college when it came out, and we watched it over and over and over again.

Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can get a little tiring.

When I look at a pie chart, I just go numb.

You're a wizard," I snapped. "Can't you just use magic to make your own food?" "Ah, yes," he retorted. "Because mud pies are so very delicious and the wind fills empty stomachs quite nicely.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

When people are frightened about going hungry and paying their mortgages, a scarcity model begins to prevail; they fear someone else will get their piece of the pie.

The key to changing our past, present, and future is to create our piece of the PIE (our Perceptions, Interpretations, & Expectations) on purpose.

You had me at fruit pies

Say no to death pies. Another good motto.

... to paint with oil paints for the first time ... is like trying to make something exquisitely accurate and microscopically clear out of mud pies with boxing gloves on.

If you want to make a [rhubarb] pie from scratch, first you have to create the universe.

I am an indifferent cook but I can make pie.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

The group Bananarama has such a light, cutesy-pie sound that they make The Go-Go's sound like Led Zeppelin by comparison.

I ate 'umble pie with an appetite.

Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims.

I can't keep my fingers out of any pies.

Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies.

I'm not trying to take more of the pie for myself. I'm trying to make the pie larger for everyone.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.

There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.

I once sat on the rim of a mesa above the Rio Grande for three days and nights, trying to have a vision. I got hungry and saw God in the form of a beef pie.

The most conventional customs cling to the table. Farmers who wouldn't drive a horse too hard expect pie three times a day.

Everyone loves a slice of period-drama-pie, but I think the success of Upstairs Downstairs is really down to the wonderful format that Jean Marsh and Eileen Atkins created.

Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy.

It's a hard slog doing promotion, but its nothing compared to working in a factory packing meat pies or whatever.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

Almost everything that I behold in this wonderful country bears traces of improvement and reform - everything except Pie.

Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon pies.

They were never my pack, not even Hot Pie and Gendry. I was stupid to think so, just a stupid little girl, and no wolf at all.

World peace is no longer some pie-in-the-sky thing, because no single person or country is going to solve it on their own.

Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.

Whatever you build, youre building for the family - not with an eye toward getting away, but with an eye toward adding to the family pie.

There's a perception that British pies suffer from mediocrity, and historically they have. We're trying to re-educate people about what pie is.

It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.

If I had to pick the greatest team player in baseball today-and I have some of the greats on my own club-I would have to pick Pie Traynor.