Pie Quotes

I love thee like puddings; if thou wert pie I'd eat thee.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

I can't even say 'hair pie,'' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits.

I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.

I tend to come home and eat a bowl of cereal. I'm not thinking about baking a pie when I'm off work.

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.

Playing a concert for 2 hours is pie. I would do that every minute of every day if I could. I love to perform. It's the 22 hours before the next show that kills you.

It’s okay, Kriss. Have some pie,” Natalie offered.

I think she suspects something, though. We’ve had cherry pie for dessert five nights in a row.” His voice drawled, and my smile deepened.

I don't like the phrase having it all. It implies we're being greedy, like "have a second piece of pie."

I don't think theater is dying, and musicals are a great American art form. We've got apple pie, jazz and musical theater.

In the old days, if a neighbors apples fell into your yard, you worked it out over the back fence or picked them up and made pies. Today, you sue.

Goals are not dreamy, pie-in-the-sky ideals. They have every day practical applications and they should be practical.

I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.

When I write songs I think about how it makes people feel, and I hope that when it goes into your ears you feel happy too. Not sexy happy but apple pie happy.

Would I be as strong as that once I did that thing Christophe was talking about? Blooming? Would I smell like a bakery item? Or was that just him? Did he use pie filling for cologne?

Sometimes it's like you're a big pie settin' on the table, and everybody runs up and gets their piece of you. When it's over' the plate's empty.

The point is to make the pie grow faster and distribute the new growth more equitably.

The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.

what's the good of having news an' ye must coop it? It's like cold veal pie upon the chest for supper, the same being over old, under done, and dry o' gravy.

Once upon a time there was a saucer pie. A saucer pie is one that is baked in a saucer instead of a pan; and if you have never seen one, I hope you will before you are a hundred years old.

Someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.

I like to make pies. Thats kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin.

[I like to cook] Shepherd's pie, which is a classic British dish. But my version reflects my Jamaican roots, because I add jerk to it as well.

If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you'd see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size of a 10 inch pie

On my show I share all these yummy, fattening recipes, but I tell people, in moderation, in moderation. You can have that little piece of pie.

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

The weight comes off, you know? If you stop with the bread and the pie, it really does. It really works.

This economic pie that is getting ready to explode before our eyes is going to be shared equally.

Conversation was irrelevant. Only pie mattered.

You will not! It's wrong." "What, kissing you, or kissing you in Pies and Stuff?

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

One hopeful sign that the filmmakers can learn and grow is that the sequel does not contain a single pie, if you know what I mean.

Ever since the first 'American Pie,' I've always been happy to just have an opportunity, I just didn't think it was going to be with comedies. Now I really like it.

I wrote all the time, but the idea of doing it professionally seemed like pie in the sky. Who gets paid to write? I grew up in Pittsburgh, so it wasn't really a notion that a lot of people pursue.

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork.

Both the forces of good and evil will keep the universe alive for us, until we awake from our dreams and give up this building of mud pies.

And if wishes were pies, I'd weigh more than I do. Sir Myles of Barony Olau

Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.

The devil makes his Christmas-pie of lawyers' tongues and clerks' fingers.

The liberal posture really requires a willingness to give to others, and that works, as I say, when you have an expanding pie. But if you don't have an expanding pie, everyone starts hunkering down.

What is a roofless cathedral to a well-built pie?

No man's pie is freed From his ambitious finger.

On the path to Conquer the throne, some of your pawns must die...If your eyes aim the big kill, you must learn to eat humble pie.

Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate.

You may receive a pie, eat it and forget. You may receive champagne, drink it and forget. But when you receive a book, you can open it again and again.

Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).