Pigs Quotes

The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami.

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals

Any Christian who is not a hero is a pig.

There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the perfect delight of Messina.

Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs!

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.

With respect to those meanings of 'human' that are relevant to the morality of abortion, any fetus is less human than an adult pig.

An artist is like a pig snouting truffles.

I don't think there's anything innately erotic about pigs. But, generally, they are sweet, shy, mysterious creatures. Especially the little ones. When they get big, they get kinda gross

Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and fish and guinea pigs.

I am a rapist and a sadistic pig,' if you get that tattoo removed I will carve it into your forehead, do you understand?

I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one of my pig ongoing projects. How unprepared we are for a terrorist attack.

Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It’s like a conspiracy.

The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs.

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

Why can't the world be simpler, like it is for guinea pigs? They only have a few rules: Crying will get you attention. If it fits in your mouth, it's food. Scream if you don't get your share.

The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron.

When you wrestle with a pig, he has fun, and you just end up dirty.

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.

When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.

You can't fatten the pig on market day.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.

Like so many liberal icons, Marx seldom bathed and left his wife and children in poverty. As Schlafly says, no wonder liberal women think men are pigs: Their men are pigs.

When in doubt, pig out!

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me.

It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times.

But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man.

So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig.

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.

The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time.

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

I am very proud to be called a pig. It stands for pride, integrity and guts.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him.

I've always loved pigs: the shape of them, the look of them, and the fact that they are so intelligent.

It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.

Visits to 'the country' were very important to me growing up, especially working on the farm, experiencing all the wonders of cats and chickens and pigs and calves and outhouses!

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.

All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds are pigs.