Pigs Quotes

Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in!

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig.

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs.

ANOINT, v.t.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good.

There is nothing a pig loves more than a good bath, with a loofah and plenty of soap flakes ... There is something delightfully lovable about a really clean pig, in clean yellow straw.

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.

Peaches grow wild, and pigs can live in clover; A barrel of salted herrings lasts a year; The spring begins before the winter's over.

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.

Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where pigs would die of disgust.

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

By the end, everybody had a label - pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary.

Pigs are dirty, but I will tell you something dirtier: Liars! Untruth always smells like rotten garbage!

Gluttony? I could eat and eat and eat and eat and eat. I'd love to pig out on gluten. I mean, I'm allergic to gluten, but I really want to do that. I want to sit in bed one day and just pig out.

Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig.

If you rush to take a drug, do so with the full knowledge that you are being a Guinea Pig. The longer a drug is on the market, the more will be known about the side effects.

All the inane, meaningless noises people make that pass for intelligent conversation. They might as well be pigs grunting in the pen. (92)

(The pig) hath a fair sepulchre in the grateful stomach of the judicious epicure - and for such a tomb might be content to die.

There's nothing like castrating 20 pigs before lunch. I did that during school whenever the need arose. They'd call out the agricultural class and put us in trucks to go help the local farmers.

You’re disgusting when you eat,” Chuck said, sitting on the bench next to him. “It’s like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk.

I'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G. You literally live like a guinea pig

If penicillin had been judged by its toxicity to guinea pigs, it might never have been used by man.

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.

I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place - like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.

I have eyes like those of a dead pig.

PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.

Respecting and honoring the pigness of the pig is a foundation for societal health.

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.

I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me.

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.

Primate and elephant and even pig societies show considerable evidence of care for others, parent-child bonding, solidarity in the face of danger, and so on.

Democrats can't survive in any kind of adversity. Look at how they're crying and whining like a bunch of stuck pigs over the mean Russians.

In The Land of the Pig, The Butcher Is King

A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a stick.

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it.

He said, "You have pigs in this poem; pigs are not poetic." I got up and walked out of that class and never went back.

Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals.

I had an amazing experience in Cuba. People there are fantastic. But I do have to say it's very nice to be back home in front of all of you capitalist pigs.

I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.

The Germans sell chemical weapons to Iran and Iraq. The wounded are then sent to Germany to be treated. Veritable human guinea pigs.

My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags and stoners worked there, so that’s where I wanted to be.

I want a dish to taste good, rather than to have been seethed in pig's milk and served wrapped in a rhubarb leaf with grated thistle root.

Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs!