Pigs Quotes
You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day.
Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.
Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time.
There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray.
I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.
I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
What men call social virtues, good fellowship, is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a litter, which lie close together to keep each other warm.
A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.
My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags and stoners worked there, so that’s where I wanted to be.
How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?
I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me.
I want a dish to taste good, rather than to have been seethed in pig's milk and served wrapped in a rhubarb leaf with grated thistle root.
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.
The Germans sell chemical weapons to Iran and Iraq. The wounded are then sent to Germany to be treated. Veritable human guinea pigs.
Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food.
I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs
I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.
Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs!
When all hope is lost, pig-headed refusal to acknowledge reality will always save the day.
My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
My boarding school experience was the only thing I had strong enough feelings to write about for hundreds and hundreds of pages. I can still smell the formaldehyde of the fetal pigs in biology.
I thought if something was a good idea, we should be able to apply it to ourselves as guinea pigs and do something with it, rather than just tell other people what they should do.
If you faced a long hungry period with nothing between you and starvation but a bit of barley and a pig, you'd be better off turning the barley into beer and letting the pig starve.
Somehow we've even developed the notion that a woman who seeks to meet her husband's needs is subservient (but a husband who fails to meet his wife's needs is a pig.)
I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed.
When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that.
The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!" And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last.
Suddenly I am furious, that with my life on the line, they don’t even have the decency to pay attention to me. That I’m being upstaged by a dead pig.
Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.
Clean up a pigsty," she commented one evening, "and if the creatures in it still have pig-minds and pig-desires, soon it will be the same old pigsty again.
I come from a long line of teachers. Not only did I not go into the family business; I had an aborted law career and I played in bands. 'Disco Pigs' was my first professional acting experience.
In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig.
Yes, writing a novel, my boy, is like driving pigs to market - you have one of them making a bolt down the wrong lane; another won't get over the right stile.
