Pigs Quotes

When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof the pig is obscene.

I may be a chauvinist pig of some sort, but I'm no rapist.

I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

It's fun to be amazing, to be the star of the show, to have everyone watching you-even if you have to act like a pig.

I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna.

All we want is to be treated like human beings, and not to be patronized, or experimented on like guinea pigs.

I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.

I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.

I am firmly in the lard camp. It must be what we call leaf lard, which is a specific kind of lard that resides around certain internal organs in the pig.

Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

I adore pigs, and I love eating them and cooking them, and I love using the whole animal.

If a pig could pray, it would pray for swill. What do you pray for?

I was born on a pig farm in Norfolk. We grew up in the city called Norwich in Norfolk, then I moved to London when I was thirteen.

The idea that I hear from the right wing in the last few decades, is that any sort of sacrifice is an affront to my liberty as an American to be a pig the way I want to.

I've been doing Porky Pig for 21 years for Warner Brothers.

Mel Blanc passed away in '89, and they held auditions, and I did my first job [as Porky Pig] in 1990.

The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten.

My faith does not lead me to think the Lord will provide us with roast pig, bread already buttered, etc. He will provide us with the ability to raise the grain.

When actors first come up, you're auditioning for everything - you're trying to sniff it out like a pig with a truffle and you would do anything!

As an animal lover and as a sometime-meat-eater, I've read so much about the emotional sophistication of pigs and cows and sheep that I do think twice when I do still eat them on occasion.

Chickens, cows, and pigs in factory farms spend their whole lives in filthy, cramped conditions, only to die a prolonged and painful death.

When I was a kid, my favorite after-school snack was hominy and pickled pigs feet.

If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig.

Chris Christie travelled to Ft. Worth, Texas, to give his blessing to a former rival who one week ago was approvingly discussing killing Muslim terrorists with bullets smeared in pig's blood.

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.

A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock.

Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it.

I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!

On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant.

Is this not enough? This blessed sip of life Is it not enough? Staring down at the ground Then complain and pray for more from above Greedy little pig

The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect.

I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles.

I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.

I am like a blind pig when I work.

they reminded me of the biggest liar I ever knew personally. Was a farmer, too. Reputation of pretty good farmer at that, but he lied so he had to hire another man to call his pigs.

Irish as a Paddy's pig.

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman. -Jillian's mother

Of a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft. [Of a pig's tail you can never make a good shaft.]

Between pigs and human beings there was not and there need not be any clash of interest whatsoever.

Madame....gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter.

Pigs may like honey, but that doesn't stop it being sweet.

I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear.

A relative of mine ... spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to teh Almighty, I should think.

Pigs are very intelligent. They're very misunderstood. Yet they're sort of man's unofficial best friend.

Kings live in Palaces, and Pigs in sties, And youth in Expectation. Youth is wise.