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Pints Quotes: "There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m."

There is nothing so perfect as pinball and a pint at 11 a.m.



Pints Quotes: "Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end."

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.




Pints Quotes: "Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop."

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.



Pints Quotes: "I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes"

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes




Pints Quotes: "Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints."

Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints.



Pints Quotes: "In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints"

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints



Pints Quotes: "Every pint bottle should contain a quart."

Every pint bottle should contain a quart.




Pints Quotes: "I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out."

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.



Pints Quotes: "The studying, the books, exams, arguments, theories. The jokes and pints, laughter, kisses and songs. Life was like running, ninety percent sweat and toil, ten per cent joy."

The studying, the books, exams, arguments, theories. The jokes and pints, laughter, kisses and songs. Life was like running, ninety percent sweat and toil, ten per cent joy.



Pints Quotes: "You're ten pints of crazy in a one-pint glass."

You're ten pints of crazy in a one-pint glass.



Pints Quotes: "You know, nobody eats in England. three or four pints of english beer a night fills you. i can’t say i’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. like turkey sandwiches."

You know, nobody eats in England. three or four pints of english beer a night fills you. i can’t say i’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. like turkey sandwiches.



Pints Quotes: "I used to drink a lot of lager when I was younger, but I'm more of a wine drinker now, I guess. I feel daunted looking at full pints."

I used to drink a lot of lager when I was younger, but I'm more of a wine drinker now, I guess. I feel daunted looking at full pints.




Pints Quotes: "There's always time for one more pint. - Chief Inspector Morse"

There's always time for one more pint. - Chief Inspector Morse



Pints Quotes: "However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup."

However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup.



Pints Quotes: "He stomped away like a pint-sized Godzilla looking for Tokyo."

He stomped away like a pint-sized Godzilla looking for Tokyo.



Pints Quotes: "Got to die of something," Giraldi observed. "Might as well put back a few pints while you wait to see what it is."

Got to die of something," Giraldi observed. "Might as well put back a few pints while you wait to see what it is.



Pints Quotes: "The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him."

The pint would call the quart a dualist, if you tried to pour the quart into him.



Pints Quotes: "I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints."

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.



Pints Quotes: "If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'"

If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'



Pints Quotes: "Take a quart of nature, boil it down to a pint, and the residue is art."

Take a quart of nature, boil it down to a pint, and the residue is art.