Pipe Quotes

Pipe Quote of the day

The man of impure speech is a person whose lips are but an opening and a supply pipe which hell uses to vomit its impurities upon the earth.

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

Brothers, we must be united; we must smoke the same pipe; we must fight each other's battles; and more than all, we must love the Great Spirit.

On land, on sea, at home abroad, I smoke my pipe and worship God.

Grover: It’s a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that’s because he’s laughing at me.

My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak.

Pressure can burst a pipe, or pressure can make a diamond.

Racing is dangerous, but I've been in a lot worse situations as a pipe fitter.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Killing a man should be harder than waving a length of pipe in their direction. It should take long enough for one's conscience to get in the way.

Every time we are confronted with a new revolution we take to the opium pipes of our own propaganda.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.

Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your lips or smoke the pipe or whatever it is and face what's in there.

The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins.

ELECTED Silence, sing to me And beat upon my whorlèd ear, Pipe me to pastures still and be The music that I care to hear.

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues."

The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.

There's a little exhaust pipe leaking gasoline, and that gasoline is how good your music is, the gasoline is how you have relationships with people.

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

If you are not willing to work hard and establish discipline in your life, then all your dreams are merely pipe dreams.

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

May, queen of blossoms, And fulfilling flowers, With what pretty music Shall we charm the hours? Wilt thou have pipe and reed, Blown in the open mead? Or to the lute give heed In the green bowers.

A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.

Let us, above all, be clear that, without a convincing program of debt relief to start the new millennium, our objective of halving world poverty by 2015 will be only a pipe dream.

Rumor is a pipe Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures.

I stayed away from drugs, I never smoked a pipe. When I wanna get high, I smoke the mic. I never did white lines, I only write lines, and I ain't sniffin' nothing but the vapors from hype rhymes.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

Writing is manual labor of the mind: a job, like laying pipe.

He [Barak Obama]'s a guy from Chicago. He doesn't know what the hell to do. He's got a big pipe with a hole in it.

When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes.

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

We were so far back in the woods, they almost had to pipe in sunlight.

The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.

Blest are those Whose blood and judgment are so well commingled, That they are not a pipe for fortune's finger To sound what stop she please.

To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace

OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they?

Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.

The best friend a man can have is reading and writing, and the bad ones to avoid are Go and chess and flute and pipe.

The scale relates to everything. The thickness of a pipe, the thickness of a leg of the furniture. Even color could have a scale.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

I made a pact with my three-year-old thumb-sucking daughter that if she stopped sucking her thumb, I would stop sucking my pipe.

He (David Beckham) does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!

I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.

There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods. To boil one's coffee and fill one's pipe, and to think idly and slowly as one does it.

I've played in pipe bands in Scotland, and I've always played guitars and drums and stuff.

I long to create something that can't be used to keep us passive: I want to write a script about plumbing, how every pipe is joined to every other.

When you pray with this pipe, you pray for and with everything.