Pipe Quotes

When you pray with this pipe, you pray for and with everything.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.

It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

I've always heard that women secretly want their father. So I used to walk around in a 1950s business suit, with a hat and a pipe. My opening line would be, 'You should be getting to bed now.'

The TSA is under fire for major security lapses. The TSA has let through pipe bombs, knives, and the last three Nicolas Cage movies.

A man is not a wall, whose stones are crushed upon the road; or a pipe, whose fragments are thrown away at a street corner. The fragments of an intellect are always good.

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.

What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

It is quite a three-pipe problem.

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.

There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe.

For what is man without desires, without free will, and without the power of choice but a stop in an organ pipe?

Melodies die out, like the pipe of Pan, with the ears that love them and listen for them.

The smoke of glory is not worth the smoke of a pipe.

In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.

I am in fact a hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated).

If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what's going to happen next.

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard Are sweeter; therefore, ye soft pipes, play on; Not to the sensual ear, but, more endear'd, Pipe to the spirit ditties of no tone.

A glass is good, and a lass is good, And a pipe to smoke in cold weather; The world is good, and the people are good, And we 're all good fellows together.

He dances well to whom Fortune pipes.

I skied on Astroturf and PVC pipe on the slope in my backyard.

The great end of being is to harmonize man with the order of things, and the church has been a good pitch-pipe, and may be so still.

The day before yesterday has always been a day of glamor, of gilt and glory. The present is sordid and prosaic. Time colors history as it does a meerschaum pipe.

Fairies, arouse! Mix with your song Harplet and pipe, Thrilling and clear, Swarm on the boughs! Chant in a throng! Morning is ripe, Waiting to hear.

Rumour is a pipe Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures And of so easy and so plain a stop That the blunt monster with uncounted heads, The still-discordant wavering multitude, Can play upon it.

The moving accident is not my trade; To freeze the blood I have no ready arts: 'Tis my delight, alone in summer shade, To pipe a simple song for thinking hearts.

I had a job when I was 16 at a gas fitter, which was a bit like a pipe fitter.

It was hypnotic, and then it was unsettling, and finally I became aware of another entity in my universe, sitting on the shore two hundred yards away, smoking a pipe.

May be the truth is, that one pipe is wholesome, two pipes toothsome, three pipes noisome, four pipes fulsome, five pipes quarrelsome; and that's the some on't.

I see all sorts of things when I'm clearing my pipes.

I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too - you know, like a big ramp, where I skateboard. It's awesome. It's the ultimate fantasy.

In Cree, an oskâpêwis is a servant or a helper, someone who hauls in rocks for sweats, or pipes or medicines. I equate that to leadership. You're a servant or helper of people.

A pipe is a pocket philosopher,--a truer one than Socrates, for it never asks questions. Socrates must have been very tiresome, when one thinks of it.

I do but sing because I must; and pipe but as the linnets sing.

Microkernels are not a pipe dream. They represent proven technology.

Wal-Mart is the sewer pipe through which good jobs are being flushed.

Lots of crime films are about work. Free Fire could have been about a company of plumbers doing pipe-fixing and stuff. But the plumbing film is not so exciting.

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.

We passed the hash pipe and played our Doors tapes.

I'll tell you what 20 years teaches you - is that if one thing doesn't last something else will come down the pipe and to go from that and to do these films now.

"Lord bless you!" said Mr. Omer, resuming his pipe, "a man must take the fat with the lean; that's what he must make up his mind to, in this life. "

It's hard to smoke a pipe, and it's actually kind of brutal. It burns your mouth and your throat, and to keep it lit.

Tommy Chong connects to the pipe a lot.

When you have a pipe salesman with a business called Macabee Pipes, I'd say you've got your tongue planted firmly in your cheek.

An old earthen pipe like myself is dry and thirsty and so a most voracious drinker of life at its source; I'm no more to be split by the vital stream than if I were stone or steel.

My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.