Pizza Quotes

And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal

Someone recently played me 'Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell' by Das Racist. That should be my theme song.

We have got to make disciples. Fun nights and pizza nights are not going to sustain us.

I'm not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I eat during the week. I kind of splurge on the weekends and eat french fries and pizza.

My weakness is pizza, any form of carbohydrate. I like junk carbohydrates, I like cheap greasy cheeseburgers, quality french fries.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

I love a good steak with a great glass of red wine. But for the TV watching, laying around doing nothing kinds of days, nothing beats a pepperoni pizza and chocolate Haagen Daas.

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

Extreme exercise doesn’t save you from poor food choices. It can be difficult to exercise and erase away that chocolate cake or pizza pie. It doesn’t work that way.

If I could have the discipline to be super-skinny, I would be. I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. I'm a woman, and every woman wants to be skinnier — unfortunately.

I hate kitchens. I don't understand these enormous American kitchens that take up half the living room and then they just order pizza.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.

I absolutely love Italian food. So pizza - like a margherita pizza, penne arbiota, a glass of wine. That's like my dream.

No matter how you rearrange President Obama's inner circle, it still looks, smells and tastes like a rotten Chicago deep-dish pizza.

No one could have prepared for me BBQ on pizza. I mean, both are great. But together? It was incredible.

Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire)

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with my plot, I go out for a pizza with my husband.

I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it's pizza, which is my favorite indulgence.

As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.

At thirteen I began modeling, doing my first television commercial in ninth grade for Pizza Hut.

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow pizza.

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.

We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made.

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.

I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.

I wasn't feeling well in the first half. I felt down, man. I had three slices of pizza before the game and the food took me down.

Neapolitans have always had their fast food. It's called pizza.

I love making pizza with cauliflower dough. Again, can't taste the difference once you add enough ingredients.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

I spend like $2 million a year on Chinese food and pizza for ten people in the studio who don't sing or produce.

I animated 20 years at Terry Toons. It's important to know that animators like pizza and a raise once in a while, and you've got to treat them with love.

I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel.

'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.

So I promise you that this State of the State, like a good pizza, will be delivered in 25 minutes or less.

Be cool to the pizza dude.

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.

But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good.

As long as you give my friend Jonah Lehrer a free pizza, I'll write a song about your restaurant.

A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.

I've found when all I'm eating is really fresh, healthy foods, I stop craving pizza and burgers.

I do some concerts. At the moment, I'm being helped a lot by a gig I play in London, which is Pizza Express.