Playing Golf Quotes

Playing Golf Quote of the day

The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

To me, the most unhappy people in the world are the people ... in Palm Beach- Going to parties every night. Playing golf every afternoon, then bridge. [They have] no purpose.

They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing.

I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.

We called [my son] Gary "Little Herschel" when he was in middle school - but then he didn't grow any taller. He ended up playing golf and being a really nice golfer.

Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally.

I'm dancing tango, and I'm playing golf, and I'm quite active, you know, and for my age and everything, and what I've gone through, I'm very happy.

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.

I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.

I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing.

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.

How can you get tired of playing golf?

I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.

I never got on the course with my dad, but to be playing golf with my kids - that's a dream.

I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.

I've had the luxury of playing golf around the world, and I've spent a lot of time evaluating how to play all kinds of courses.

I do not look back at what might have been. If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.

I grew up playing golf, and if I were ever good enough to play professionally, I would get to travel the world while playing a sport I love.

Most people say, "I can't wait to retire so I can play golf," or go yachting or whatever they do. Well, if I was playing golf, I would want that to finish so I could go and dream up a new TV show.

I've been playing golf as long as I've been dancing, since I was 13 or 14. I play off six. I like to get out on a golf course as often as I can.

[Vernon Jordan] and [Bill] Clinton would be in the same golf cart, they'd been out there playing golf, and every other word, folks, was what people hate [Donald] Trump for today!

I was detained a couple of times but that was for not handing in homework because I was playing golf or not present because I was playing golf. There was a theme evolving.

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.

I am very lucky because when I come back home, I have a completely normal life. I can relax, playing golf, fishing - doing what I want. I know when I finish a tournament, I am going to relax at home.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.

I'm playing golf. I ride my mountain bike. A lot. I think it's very important for me and other people my age to continue to exercise.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

I am very proud of the fact I do not cheat when I'm playing golf.

The only really unplayable lie I can think of is when you're supposed to be playing golf and come home with lipstick on your collar.

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.