Political Humor Quotes

Political Humor Quote of the day

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

I read the newspaper.

The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents.

It's my first trip as president of the United States.

The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.

Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

Our priorities is our faith.

It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

I am mindful that we're all sinners.

You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

The president has kept all the promises he intended to keep.

Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

When a political opponent resorts to the racist card, it's a sure sign of moral bankruptcy: there's no decent argument left in the armoury.