Pot Quotes

I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I've been known to warm up some food in the microwave.

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

America is a such a melting pot, I'm not sure if roast chicken is the classic comfort food for everybody.

Canada is not a melting-pot. Canada is an association of peoples who have, and cherish, great differences but who work together because they can respect themselves and each other.

The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.

Don't go to the doctor with every distemper, nor to the lawyer with every quarrel, nor to the pot for every thirst.

Fervency in prayer by the power of the Holy Spirit is a good preservative against thoughts rushing in. Flies never settle on the boiling pot.

Human affairs are like a chess-game: only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. Life is like an earthen pot: only when it is shattered, does it manifest its emptiness.

If you took a cracked pot and you cracked that cracked pot, you'd be approaching the level of cracked pottery we are talking about here.

I'm criticized by the feminists, by the Jewish establishment, by Canadian nationalists. And why not? I've had my pot shots at them. I'm fair game.

I was a little girl with a pot belly and Afro puffs, hyperactive and overdramatic, and I found the theater and I found my home.

Every pot must sit on its own bottom.

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.

I love fashion, I love architecture and I love image making so if I can, I would put all these three in one pot.

I know from personal experience, if a chef yelled at me in a kitchen, the first thing I'd want to do is hit them with a pot.

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

What Nixon and Kissinger began, Pol Pot completed.

Is it O.K. that I speak in English? The only thing I know in Dutch is how to order pot.

I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag on myself, but I make the popcorn in the pot, and it comes out fine every time.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

It is a revolution, and it can no more be checked by human effort... than a prarie fire by a gardener's watering pot.

If the universe is meaningless, so is the statement that it is so. If this world is a vicious trap, so is its accuser, and the pot is calling the kettle black.

Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.

Here's an idea: How about just 'Americans?' That has a nice ring to it, if you ask me. Placing undue emphasis on our 'separateness' is a step backward. Bring back the melting pot.

You can never judge a paint hue by the liquid color in the paint pot. You must apply it to a wall, wait for the paint to dry, then decide.

Not only is New York City the nation's melting pot, it is also the casserole, the chafing dish and the charcoal grill.

I had always turned it down-to me, smoking pot was absolutely the worst thing in the world. I thought of it as an addiction, and all my friends who smoked it, I felt they really needed help.

Christ moves along the pots and pans.

People who postpone happiness are like children who try chasing rainbows in an effort to find the pot of gold at the rainbows end...Your life will never be fulfilled until you are happy here and now.

Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she suspected it was going to do something clever, like try to escape from the pot.

Real estate is the closest thing to the proverbial pot of gold.

Jazz has always been a melting pot of influences and I plan to incorporate them all.

Saw that I could make more money in one pot than what was in that entire paycheck selling a week of office supplies

Don't turn around. Don't look back. Keep moving forward. Keep pushing. The pot of gold is at the end of the rainbow, not the beginning.

To get wealth and security by guile Is like one who pours water into a pot of unbaked clay.

Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but they are not stoners.

Take any job, get started and stop with the video games and pot. I'm not for that.

I smoke pot every day, and I love it!

Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

Imagine me going around with a pot belly. It would mean political ruin.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

I have heard a greater storm in a boiling pot.

The busy man has few idle visitors; to the boiling pot the flies come not.

The heart is cooking a pot of food for you. Be patient until it is cooked

Beneath the blossoms with a pot of wine, No friends at hand, so I poured alone; I raised my cup to invite the moon, Turned to my shadow, and we became three.

You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality!

If one leaves home one might get a flower pot on his head and die.

Reflective thinking is like the crock pot of the mind. It encourages your thoughts to simmer until they're done.

The first coffee of the morning is never, ever, ready quickly enough. You die before it’s ready and then your ghost pours the resurrection potion out of the moka pot.

Allowing anger to seethe on the back burner will lead to a very large lid blowing off a very hot pot.