Potty Quotes

Potty Quote of the day

She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.

I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world.

Potty mouth, rock star, at the top and still tryna climb, Drop the top sit back recline

My names John Bonham, I'm a drummer and I'm potty about cars.

Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.

Be good now, Potty...Weasel King.

I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them.

Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?

I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?

One thing I've very quickly learned is that if you wake up every morning worrying about what's in the press, you would go completely and utterly potty.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.