Pregnant Quotes

Not one sound fears the silence that extinguishes it. And no silence exists that is not pregnant with sound.

God, my brain really goes to mush when I'm pregnant.

When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind - I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!

One of the most exiting things about being pregnant is that I just am accepting the complete unknown; it's a complete mystery and miracle.

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

I was born in the 50s, my mom was pregnant in the 50s, [Frank] Sinatra had that big come back around then, From Here to Eternity.

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.

When all of your friends are getting pregnant, you start thinking about it. But for Amy and I, show business is our baby.

What manner of mind considers this holy estate [pregnancy] which women are privileged by the Almighty to attain as a slur upon the social conscience?

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride?

Carlyle uttered a pregnant truth when he said that the history of any country is in the biographies of the men who made it.

Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury.

If there's any time you should be on drugs it's when you're pregnant, cause it sucks.

There's a second life involved. No matter what your position is on abortion or the death penalty, you shouldn't put a pregnant woman to death.

I always did feel beautiful when I was pregnant, but I do feel more me when I'm my normal size.

I always think, look at how people were before they were pregnant. If you were a toned, healthy, energetic person, most likely you will be like that again.

The reality is sobering: in the United States one in three girls will become pregnant before age 20, totaling more than 750,000 girls per year.

People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.

People expect all women to react the same to pregnancy. But anyone who's been around pregnant women knows that it's not all cutesy and sweet. You spaz out and you're angry and you have tantrums.

Scholars dream of finding small facts pregnant with great progeny.

I feel like the earth, astonished at fragrance borne in the air, made pregnant with mystery from a drop of rain.

A trifle is often pregnant with high importance; the prudent man neglects no circumstance.

I didn't binge when I was pregnant.

Being pregnant, makes me want to do the wildest things

Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do.

I'm not a great pregnant woman.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time.

My mom was onstage when she was pregnant with me.

[T]he departing world leaves behind... not an heir, but a pregnant widow.

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

I think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end - they don't get to be on TV.

The girls I grew up with they're living normal, adult lives. So they call me now and they're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still react like, 'What are you going to do? I'll drive you, I guess.

When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.

I think if you've never been pregnant, you can over play pregnant and you can do a lot of different things with pregnant.

My reflection in the mirror shows me pink and puffy. I thought pregnant women were to supposed to glow. I am not glowing.

The reason most people have kids is because they get pregnant.

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.'

In many ways, being pregnant and working were more difficult than motherhood.

Going through that traumatic time of being heartbroken and then being pregnant turned my whole life upside down and inside out and just knocked the wind out of me. But I got so much out of that.

I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get.

I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career.

Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom.

The good thing about being pregnant is that I don't have to worry about sucking it in or dieting!

Was I a perfect gastric-bypass patient? Yes. Was I a perfect gastric-bypass pregnant woman? No. I made a decision to enjoy my pregnancy... So sue me!

When someone has a weight problem when they're pregnant, they will struggle before, during and after to lose weight.

My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly.

Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great.

Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would be something to see,” said Eric