President Bush Quotes

We were so shocked by how fast that war went that President Bush did not have a plan, a peace plan.

I wrote that President Bush is passing on to President-elect Obama two wars and an economic debacle. I call it a depression. And he is arming Israel against the Palestinians in every way in Gaza.

Right after the tragedy, President Bush asked Americans to get on with their lives and we did.

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.

President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was bad.'

A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush called Newsweek magazine a threat to world peace.

The Democrats say that President Bush doesn't have an exit strategy for Iraq. Of course he does. If things don't go well, he exits in November.

President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off.

John Kerry said today he wants to debate President Bush once a month. Hey good luck, if Bush couldn't make it to the National Guard once a month, he's not going to show up for this.

President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir' instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election when they start calling him George again?

President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial, highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time.

President Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress announced that they are accepting bribes again.

President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'

Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language.

Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global warming.

President Bush spoke with the Amish. He didn't want to, but it was the only group he could find that wasn't upset about the high price of gas.

President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has him beat.

President Bush said that our kids must be taught how to read. He said if his aides never learned to read, they'd never be able to tell him what's in the newspapers every day.

President Bush will go down in history as the torture president. He has now defied a majority of Congress to allow the use of interrogation techniques that any reasonable observer would call torture.

Thanks to President Bush and Republican principles, businesses now have more confidence to hire workers.

I'm very pleased with the job President Bush is doing and he's off to a terrific start.

I just want to assure you that both President Bush and I have very firm alibis.

Let me say that no one has supported President Bush on Iraq more than I have.

I'm not President Bush

As part of Social Security reform, I believe that private savings accounts are a part of it - along the lines that President Bush proposed.

I am not President Bush.

President Bush's war on Iraq is viewed broadly in Islamic communities as an attack on Islam, and thus the President has alienated a large part of one fifth of the world's population.

I didn't vote for [President Bush]. But I've never said anything bad about the guy because I have respect for the office.

President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.

[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.

Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK.

In 2007 the 'dagger' of an idea that killed President Bush's effort at reforming the immigration system was lax border security.

I've been a strong financial and political supporter of, first, President Bush Sr. when he was running for president, and even when he ran for president a time or two and failed.

Since President Bush took office, we have lost 3 million more good jobs.

Maybe it's a sick fantasy of mine, but I am really looking forward to a debate between a general and a deserter. Plus, I really want to hear President Bush have to say, "Yes, General, No, General."

The liberal groups spent months raising money so they could take down anyone President Bush nominated. But they have not been able to touch judge Roberts.

President Bush will come here and there will be new "friends" of America to open a new relationship with the world, new economic fortunes for those who "liberated" them.

President Bush almost killed me.

Jay Z and President Bush have a lot in common, that same brash confidence

I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.

President Bush, have a hot dog with me.

Unless things change radically, President Bush will be the first President since Herbert Hoover to have presided over a net loss of jobs during his administration.

President Bush's mercury rule is a gift to the big energy companies that helped put him in office

President Bush has said that the economy is growing, that there are jobs out there. But you know, it's a long commute to China to get those jobs.