President Quotes

Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.

We should scrub all of our federal regulations to find responsible ways to make life easier to small businesses, i want to be a small business president.

Now look! That damned cowboy is president of the United States!

On Bill Clinton: I have a simple question: Who's the last President to give you a balanced budget?

Some 43 percent of voters in union households voted for President Bush in 2004, according to exit poll data.

Our firm view is that the president has no legal authority, none whatsoever, to commit American troops to war in the Persian Gulf or anywhere else without congressional authorization.

Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.

Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for -- but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him.

Nobody is really qualified to be the president. Basically it's an acting job. You have to act like you're the president. And every four years the country holds a big casting call.

Typically, you get a year in prison for making a threat to assassinate the president.

I wonder which of the megaton bombs Jesus, our President's personal savior, would have personally dropped on the sleeping families of Baghdad?

A coalition of groups is waging a massive propaganda campaign against the president of the United States. an all-out attack. Their aim is total victory for themselves and total defeat for him.

I happily cling to my guns and my God, even if President Obama thinks that that is a simpleminded thing in his elitist heart.

I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.

The ongoing strife in Iraq, and the billions of dollars that the President is seeking to continue that war, give me little comfort that this Administration has learned from its mistakes in Iraq.

Every four years the naive half who vote are encouraged to believe that if we can elect a really nice man or woman President everything will be all right. But it won't be.

Again and again, I've seen Bush turn a blind eye as his henchmen have leveled zealous attacks against his political enemies - assaults which the president himself has sometimes directly encouraged.

As President, I would work toward international creation of a new world order.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

Many people around the President have sizeable egos before entering government, some with good reason. Their new positions will do little to moderate their egos.

People are not going to reelect Barack Obama. But will the new president govern as a real conservative? We're going to have to apply the heat to make sure.

I'm afraid the President election is going to be rigged. I have to be honest.

This crime wave ends when Donald Trump becomes president. Believe me.

The world is laughing at us. They're laughing at the stupidity of our President [Barack Obama]. Remember he drew the line in the sand - the line is in the sand.

One could see that what you are writing was that today's meeting with President Bill Clinton was going to be a disaster. Now, for the first time, I can tell you that you are a disaster.

If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president. That would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House, it doesn't look very cozy.

I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.

All in all, the framers would probably agree that it's better to impeach too often than too seldom. If presidents can't be virtuous, they should at least be nervous.

A president is supposed to calm the American people with sober decision-making in the national interest.

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

I am running for President of the United States to enable the Goddess of Peace to encircle within her arms all the children of this country and all the children of the world.

I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States.

Once a president gets to the White House, the only audience that is left that really matters is history.

In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

We're ready for a real black President - someone like Jay-Z. Obama's fine, just not all black. He's our gateway Negro.

I will always be a partner with the president of the United States.

I would vote for Johnny Depp. We could use a president that could swashbuckle.

I'm not saying that President Obama should be exempt from criticism, nor do I believe it is some act of racial treason for a black person to hold our president accountable for his actions.

In ten years I will become president of the United States Of America.

I wish President Obama had succeeded because I want America to succeed.

I had rather be right than be President.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

I think I should be a president. President of the United States.

Our President has given symbolic support to the National Day of Prayer but I believe that our nation needs an impassioned call to our collective knees.

Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.

As you know from the Italian expression, the fish stinks from the head down. What I can tell you two fish that don't stink, okay, and that's me and the President.

So that was Reagan's political problem. As a rancher in California, he was an environmentalist himself. But the President of the United States doesn't control everything that happens in Washington.

The government doesn't run the economy. The economy is run by the private sector. The job of the president is to ensure we [the state] have policies that allow the private sector to grow and prosper.