Private Parts Quotes
Private Parts Quote of the day
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
I can imagine you touching my private parts. With just the thought of you I can't help, but touch myself.
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.
The new fashion is to talk about the most private parts of your life; other fashion is to repent of your excesses and to criticize the drugs that made you happy in the other times.
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!
When a cricketer gets hit in the private parts, he hopes the pain will go away very soon but the swelling doesn't!
Oh, I have a very pure soul. It's only my private parts that have gotten me into trouble".
Let the credulous and the vulgar continue to believe that all mental woes can be cured by a daily application of old Greek myths to their private parts.
I'm a very private person. I find it very daunting to have to give private parts of myself away to people, you know?
We all must educate children at the youngest ages that private parts are private, 'no' means no, and there is only one code of honor for everyone.
Fondle the woman in your life once for every thousand times you play with your private parts. That should be just about right.
C++ also supports the notion of friends: cooperative classes that are permitted to see each other's private parts.
Envy and jealousy are the private parts of the human soul. Perhaps the comparison can be extended.
From being a young kid I was always drawing and painting, usually stuff like private parts or bloody images but always with a comedy twist to it.
We are living in a generation where people ‘in love’ are free to touch each other’s private parts but are not allowed to touch each other’s phones because they are private.