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Prostate Quotes: "A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die."

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.



Prostate Quotes: "Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot. The damn thing is, I've never felt better in my life."

Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot. The damn thing is, I've never felt better in my life.




Prostate Quotes: "I am living proof that if you catch prostate cancer early, it can be reduced to a temporary inconvenience, and you can go back to a normal life."

I am living proof that if you catch prostate cancer early, it can be reduced to a temporary inconvenience, and you can go back to a normal life.



Prostate Quotes: "Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done."

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.




Prostate Quotes: "You need a prostate to understand,” I said."

You need a prostate to understand,” I said.



Prostate Quotes: "'Early stages' is when the cancer is completely contained within the prostate. If it is detected when the cancer is entirely in the gland, the chance for full recovery is at its highest."

'Early stages' is when the cancer is completely contained within the prostate. If it is detected when the cancer is entirely in the gland, the chance for full recovery is at its highest.



Prostate Quotes: "I would like to hear Elliot Carter's Fourth String Quartet, if only to discover what a cranky prostate does to one's polyphony."

I would like to hear Elliot Carter's Fourth String Quartet, if only to discover what a cranky prostate does to one's polyphony.




Prostate Quotes: "I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories."

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.



Prostate Quotes: "New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for your next prostate exam. That's just a common fantasy of Republican men."

New rule: Stop calling it Obamacare. It's not like Obama will be the doctor for your next prostate exam. That's just a common fantasy of Republican men.



Prostate Quotes: "Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!"

Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!



Prostate Quotes: "I began seeing my wife, Kathleen, while I was undergoing treatment for prostate cancer."

I began seeing my wife, Kathleen, while I was undergoing treatment for prostate cancer.



Prostate Quotes: "A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40."

A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usually dead by age 40.




Prostate Quotes: "Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam."

Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.



Prostate Quotes: "I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation."

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.



Prostate Quotes: "Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'"

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'



Prostate Quotes: "Major League Baseball has prostate awareness for two weeks leading up to Father's Day, and I want to get involved in that."

Major League Baseball has prostate awareness for two weeks leading up to Father's Day, and I want to get involved in that.