Psychiatrist Quotes

Psychiatrist Quote of the day

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Going to a psychiatrist has become one of the most dangerous things a person can do.

I am convinced that nine out of every ten persons seeing a psychiatrist do not need one. They need someone who will love them with God's love...and they will get well.

A cinematographer is a visual psychiatrist, moving an audience... making them think the way you want them to think, painting pictures in the dark.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

...science is confirming what we know in our hearts: that, as psychiatrist James Gordon put it," massage is medicine."

.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive

Really, the only thing a psychiatrist can do that a good (fishing) guide can't is write prescriptions.

No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

The psychiatrist must become a fellow traveler with his patient.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

If you agree with me on 9 out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist.

In Greece we're too poor to go to psychiatrists -- we have friends instead.

Ed Koch had the best line: if you agree with me nine out of twelve times, you should vote for me. If you agree with me twelve out of twelve times, you should find a psychiatrist.

When you feel your life's too hard, just go have a talk with God. Well, he's the only free psychiatrist that's known throughout the world.

Mystification is the psychiatrist's defense against the danger of being found out.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

If you listen to neurologists and psychiatrists, you'd never fall in love.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.

An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.

I do not believe that a dog can be cured by a psychiatrist, but I think some owners could be helped by one.

My psychiatrist says I have a messiah complex. But I forgave him.

A mental healer may be a psychiatrist. A psychiatrist may or may not be a mental healer.

I don't need a psychiatrist. I can sort out my fears with my work. That's the privilege of all artists, to be able to sort out their unhappiness and their neuroses in order to create something.

Like Chekhov, I am a collector of souls... if I hadn't been an artist, I could have been a psychiatrist.

I just try to use my own life to build a human song: something that people can relate to in some way. It's not like the psychiatrist's couch or anything.

I definitely want to thank my doctor, Dr. Sandy, um, my psychiatrist, she really helped me relax a lot, thank you so much.

As for being responsible or irresponsible, we don't recognize those notions, they're for policemen and courtroom psychiatrists.

The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist through a ward full of nuts.

Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.

I never went to a psychologist or psychiatrist in my life. Never. You know, Italians are a little prejudiced against that kind of thing.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

When I was very young I wanted to be a professional horseback rider. Then I wanted to be a pop singer. Then I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Then I wanted to be a movie director.

The psychiatrists examine you and ask you about your life and work, and then they decide whether your film can be shown or not. It's a horrible experience.

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office.

Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during the shooting so they can get the insurance.

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

I know each conversation with a psychiatrist in the morning made me want to hang myself because I knew I could not strangle him.

A sound philosophy of life, I think, may be the most valuable asset for a psychiatrist to have when he is treating a patient.