Psychiatrist Quotes

The psychiatrist knows only too well how each of us becomes the helpless but not pitiable victim of his own sentiments. Sentimentality is the superstructure erected upon brutality.

I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis.

Psychiatrist to patient: Maybe you don't have a complex. Maybe you are inferior.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

A sound philosophy of life, I think, may be the most valuable asset for a psychiatrist to have when he is treating a patient.

All the fantasy writers I know have a way of dwelling on their own fears and phobias. A writer spends his life being his own psychiatrist.

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.

We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist.

When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions.

I think that music has been a great help to me and this has been confirmed by every psychiatrist I have seen. I would probably be dead if not for music.

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.

God seems willing to act as the most sublime psychologist, psychotherapist, or even psychiatrist if we are willing.

I'm so glad I didn't become a doctor, because I do more than any doctor can do. I am an administrator, a CEO, doctor, psychiatrist, an activist, a campaign funder. I think I did well.

Not all people are ready to accept psychiatry as a normal branch of medicine. The general impression, as I believe, is that a man who needs a psychiatrist must be crazy.

Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.

From the time I was 16 and I had my own checking account, you'd think most young women would run out and buy clothes. No, I ran out and got myself a psychiatrist!

An editor who is a mentor, advisor, and psychiatrist. Don't kid yourself-a good editor will make your book better.

What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch.

Remember that in 1993 a company with a bad Web site needed an engineer. Today, a company with a bad Web site needs a psychiatrist.

If after two weeks you still can't write your middle-eight, the best course of action is to see a psychiatrist

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.

I am a financial planner, not a psychiatrist, but I do know that your net worth will rise to meet your self-worth only if your self-worth rises to accept what can be yours.

If a psychiatrist would analyze [the lyrics], I'm sure they'd come up with something interesting. I really don't try to twist them. I don't want to slash things.

If I didn't play tennis I probably would have to see a psychiatrist.

When a man feels fear without reason, you call him to the attention of a psychiatrist; you are not so careful to protect the meaning, the nature and the dignity of love.

My father was a psychiatrist and a social worker but he was a very talented painter and musician and writer on the side.

You have to be a psychiatrist too, especially in fashion. A psychologist and a psychiatrist together.

I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission.

Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.

I have no hang-ups. I don't have to go to psychiatrists.

In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you.

Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist

I always wanted to be a psychiatrist.

I wonder if my shrink (sorry, psychiatrist) was a woman not a man I'd be in a better or worse state?

I had to work with a psychiatrist.

Her imagination painted Georgie twenty years later, sitting in leg irons before some Broken psychiatrist. "Well, you see, it all started with bubbles.

Medicine was certainly intended to be a career. I wanted to become a psychiatrist, an adolescent ambition which, of course, is fulfilled by many psychiatrists.

I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.

Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

I'm a practicing psychiatrist and I think that I really believe in the advances of psychiatry. Our diagnoses are more precise.

For a psychiatrist to be any good, he has to be willing to corner you, close off the easy exits, even when it hurts. It's supposed to. (46)

If I weren't a writer, I'd be a psychiatrist.

My view of actors is that basically they're all harmless lunatics who'd be on the psychiatrist's couch.

I like understanding what's underneath, what's really motivating people. When I was younger, I wanted to be a psychiatrist, so I think it has to do with that.

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, "Gday Gday how you doing no worries next".

There's no drugs, no Tom in a dress, no psychiatrists.

So the patient went to the mountains, and do you know what? Next day a telegram arrived for the psychiatrist. The patient said in the telegram, 'I am feeling very happy - why?'

I'm inclined to believe you need the psychiatrist.