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Well, you know, Pudge Rodriguez, obviously is as good as it gets.

Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.

"And we'll call you... hmmm. Pudge." "Huh?" "Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right."

It is worth it to leave behing my minor life for grander maybes.

So why don't you go home for vacations?' I asked her. I'm just scared of ghosts, Pudge. And home is full of them.

C'mon Pudge. I'm teasing. You have to be tough. I didn't know how bad it was-- and I'm sorry, and they'll regret it-- but you have to be tough.

Oh, God, Alaska, I love you. I love you,' and the Colonel whispered, 'I'm so sorry, Pudge. I know you did,' and I said, 'No. Not past tense.

Pudge, my friend, we are indefuckingstructible.

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this morning, ' and Isben looked at her and said, 'On the contrary, ' and then he died.

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.'So that's Sara, ' I said.'Yes.''She seems nice.