Quip Quotes

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Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.

If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs.

Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.

I don't quite hear what you say, but I beg to differ entirely with you.

He [Earl Scruggs] was really cool because he was very quiet, and he wouldn't say much, but then he would come out with a quip that was like so perfect and so brilliant, very smart.

tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!

Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it's OK to disrespect dead white males.

Il n'est pas certain que tout soit incertain.(Translation: It is not certain that everything is uncertain.)

The heart has its reasons which reason knows not.

I could see why she felt attracted to Sam K. Barrows. Birds of a feather, or rather lizards of a scale.

It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal.

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

That's easy, " Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ...

Look on the bright side, " said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.