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Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.
Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.
Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.
What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher.
There's a Grand Designer behind everything. Your life is not a result of random chance, fate, or luck. There is a master plan. History is His story. God is pulling the strings.
I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it….
I was taught over and over again that the accumulation of random mutations led to evolutionary change - led to new species. I believed it until I looked for evidence.
Every rock or molotov cocktail thrown should make a very obvious political point. Random violence produces random propaganda results. Why waste even a rock?
The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.
Detroit was kind of a random thing where it was like a chance to be in a rock 'n' roll movie.
If I liked an idea, even slightly, I would throw some money at it. I've had a lot of random things not work out that people don't know about.
O! many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant! And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken!
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
Random chance was not a sufficient explanation of the Universe---in fact, random chance was not sufficient to explain random chance; the pot could not hold itself.
I need to stop carving out four-hour chunks to do random things and go home and watch my children grow up.
I don't want to be one of those people that's constantly promoting myself on Twitter. I think the fun thing about Twitter is being able to share all the little random things that happen in my life.
I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh.
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
I'm trying to phase out my availability on the phone. People call you when you're walking down the street and say the most random stuff.
Very little evidence was found that any individual fund was able to do significantly better than that which we expected from mere random chance.
If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.
Don't become a random photograph in the eyes of friends, and even your enemies, for each glance at your face will cause a declination of value and reputation. Create value, through scarcity.
Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.
Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.
All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing I could replace it with was the image of being eaten by tiny clowns.
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
There is nothing glamorous or romantic about war. It's mostly about random pointless death and misery.
I call my mom and talk to her about random stuff I saw on the Internet. That's kind of the only constant in my day-to-day.
When I was a kid - and I don't know why, it's the most random thing - I wanted to be a speech therapist for little kids. I knew I wanted to do something with kids.
I get inspiration from movies, from fashion, then completely random things you'd never think of.
My own feeling is that human happiness is a very random thing, and bestows itself willy-nilly, and there's not much deserving about the matter.
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It [moviemaking] is like a dream. When you're dreaming, you make some very strange connections between some random stuff and random people.
I cry at random things, like a flower, or someone giving me a present, or my sister giving me a nice hug.
