Random Quotes
When I was a kid - and I don't know why, it's the most random thing - I wanted to be a speech therapist for little kids. I knew I wanted to do something with kids.
My projects are just side effects of what I obsess over, what I chat about, what random things pop into my head, what I dream at night.
If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried
How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks I can levitate a frog with a magnet?' ' Sam drawled.
Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
Every morning the first thing I do is serve my husband a bowl full of praises. More then his stomach I try to keep his ego full.
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?
Tonight was definitely an eye opener, but a reminder of how I use to be & why. Self discovery happens at such random times.
I didn't actually know what regret tasted like—but I imagined if it did have a flavor, it would be lutefisk.
If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working
I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.
My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me “a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.
When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.
Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.
If someone loves sweet things and constantly eats angel´s hair tartlets should this be diagnosed as having some sort of heavenly trichotillomania?
Random makes you smart, random music makes your smart. So keep in touch with random, because random is your friend!
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon, ” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?
Random thoughts have the potential to create a chaotic reality.
People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required.
Disturbed to her very soul, Finley could only shake her head. "You ask too much."A crooked grin curved his mouth. "Too much? You strange and wonderful girl, that is the least I'll ask of you.
You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.
In my illustrious career as a university student, I turned in over 100 papers so that one day, in the end, I got 1 paper in return.
If you want to say, Lucia, there is no inside of the park benches, I won’t argue with you. But, then you have to say where the pigeons come from.
World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.
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lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
Without road maps fate just takes over to create random events.