Rats Quotes

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!

Not die here in a rage, like a poisoned rat in a hole.

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right.

Just because it's a rat race doesn't mean it's okay to be a rat.

No, this is throwing up like coming off the tilt-a-whirl at age seven, like discovering that dead rat under the porch, like finding out someone you loved never loved you at all.

When I listen to songs, I can smell a rat. I like songs that speak to me with some deeper truth.

We're throwing money down a rat hole drain of public education! We lead the world in public education spending. We lead the world in getting the least for it.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Riegger's Dichotomy sounded as though a pack of rats were being slowly tortured to death while, from time to time, a dying cow moaned.

I'm not nostalgic about the old city. I don't enjoy it that much. It was just a city with one emperor and the rest of them just rats or meaningless people.

You can't make cheese from rats. ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars.

My own grandfathers were a submarine commander and a 'desert rats' tank operator in the Second World War.

I wish they would remember that the charge to Peter was "Feed my sheep", not "Try experiments on my rats", or even "Teach my performing dogs new tricks".

Clary wondered how many boyfriends she'd turned into rats by accident. -Clary to Isabelle, pg.245-

I had mice that I kept as pets when I was very young, and I've always liked the way they look. Even rats. I'm not scared of them.

WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR TYPEWRITER YOU LEAVE YOUR MACHINE GUN AND THE RATS COME POURING THROUGH.

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love, he suggested in a whisper, warm breath against her neck. You are a sick man, Jacques. Very, very sick.

Just a rat, she repeated to herself. After all, there were rats in the palace. Human and otherwise. Could be worse.

Multi-taskers often think they are like gym rats, bulking up their ability to juggle tasks, when in fact they are like alcoholics, degrading their abilities through over-consumption.

I'm not a theater rat, so I never got a theatrical agent and did a play. I came really close though.

Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk.

New York City has 2 million rats. We used to have 8 million rats. Now we're down to 2 million. You know what that means? We lose four electoral votes.

We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.

It's so different to be a sparrow. But nobody asked this rat if he wanted to be a rat when he was made. Nobody said, 'Wouldn't you rather be a sparrow?

In the lives of children, pumpkins turn into coaches, mice and rats turn into men. When we grow up, we realize it is far more common for men to turn into rats.

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

To a rat, a small hole is like a door.

The oldest, wisest politician grows not more human so, but is merely a gray wharf rat at last.

Yet, for my part, I was never unusually squeamish; I could sometimes eat a fried rat with a good relish, if it were necessary.

We do not need to burn down the house to kill the rats

Well, hello, Peter,” said Lupin pleasantly, as though rats frequently erupted into old school friends around him. “Long time, no see.

I'd love to see that rat nose smashed!

It is worth thought what kind of mind or condition or disposition is open to flattery; for poison would not be spread if the rats ate it not.

I actually don't mind rats at all. I kind of think they're quite cute, but that's just me.

Rats. Rats, mice, and rodents.

It would be ugly to watch people poking sticks at a caged rat. It is uglier still to watch rats poking sticks at a caged person.

Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!

I'm not scared of animals, except for rats. I'll break down in tears if I see a rat!

Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.

I was a basketball player. I'm a gym rat. I'm always in the gym playing.

A rat is neither good nor evil. It does what a rat has to do.

I hadn't thought that I was generally a pack rat, but it turns out I am.

Schools are not exam factories for the rat race.

Bathsheba! to whom none ever said scat- No worthier cat Ever sat on a mat, Or caught a rat. Requiescat!

[Pigeons are] rats with wings.

You're this rat in the American maze, working your way towards the cheese, which is a job.

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

He'd always thought Roag was one rat short of a plague.

I did what any good rat would do. I bit down on the guard's hand until I tasted blood.