Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!