Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Elvis was rock'n'roll. He came from the poverty and the pain.

See, heroes never die. John Wayne isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead. Otherwise you don't have a hero. You can't kill a hero. That's why I never let him get older.

I think Elvis loved his fans - I think that's why they loved him and still love him. Fans are very conscious and sensitive to the fact that performers love them.

I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then.

I'm from West Virginia. If you didn't know what was happening in NASCAR, you were on the outside. NASCAR is a big league sport, but it's still also country and redneck.

"Rednecks" always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that the language is so rough.

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.

We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.

He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.

First time I saw Elvis was at the Lubbock County fairgrounds in Lubbock, Texas. He was on the back end of a truck. There was about 1500 screaming kids.

Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.